Confession.

From now on, i will be posting a confession thread once weekly so all the sinners on this site can get their evil deeds off their chest. Here it goes....


Forgive me Pat, for i have sinned. It has been 6 weeks since ive visited an escort.
My sins for this week are as follows:

I have hit multiple children with snowballs.

I have ruined multiple childrens snowmen/women.

I have told children eating yellow snow will make them stronger.

I have urinated in a lot of snow.

I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures)

I have not showered since visiting my last escort.


Amen

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Sounds like you need to go here:
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Such is the overwhelming guilt, i feel i need to air this to a wider audience.

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Originally Posted by jammydodger

I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures) Amen

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :o:o right you :mad: go away, i mean come back, no i mean dont let me tell you what to do :o i mean i,m not an authoritive figure :o I,M A TEAPOT, I,M A TEAPOT :D keep your jammy dodgers with the nice red heart centres :(:p

I never sin, i'm a good boy.

Do i get a lollipop

I sinned this week I have a lovely Asian friend she introduced me to her friend also Asian 2 weeks ago this girl we will call Mia(not her real name!) She is incredibly beautiful looking We were at Mias house the other night with more people when I Needed to use the loo ,in order to get to the loo u have to go through Mias bedroom I decide to seize the opportunity to look at Mias press containing her knickers I took one home to my house & masturbated on top of it destroyed it:o

I'd rather pray for forgiveness than resist temptation........

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

I sinned this week I have a lovely Asian friend she introduced me to her friend also Asian 2 weeks ago this girl we will call Mia(not her real name!) She is incredibly beautiful looking We were at Mias house the other night with more people when I Needed to use the loo ,in order to get to the loo u have to go through Mias bedroom I decide to seize the opportunity to look at Mias press containing her knickers I took one home to my house & masturbated on top of it destroyed it:o

I'd rather pray for forgiveness than resist temptation........

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That is quite an impressive confession.