That Dog gone Dooogguuee ... Joke :)

In a old Saloon in “Tombstone” in the Wild West one dark & Windy rainy night where cowboys & Gggaallss gun slingers, wan-be-gunslingers, Gamblers & Con-Men were singing laughing sweet talking the galssss etc when all of a sudden the Saloon doors swung open everyone turned to look & froze in fear, confusion & disbelief when the saw this Cow Dog walking who walked in Up-Right wearing boots spurs a long duster coat, two “Smith & Weston’s 6 shot Shooting Irons” but his right paw was bandaged up & in a sling which had been badly injured plus this Dog had a bad attitude, All the local “Hard Asses” etc all stood/sat frozen when this mean dog spoke whilst his other paw hung down beside his “Smith & Weston” & poised to draw ... he said with a long Snnaarrrlll ..... “ Ammm Looking for the Maan that Shot Ma Paw” ..... :D