A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up' And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No' came the reply, 'I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still'.
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up'.
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher and once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..Would you like a coffee?' 'Yes, please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
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02-09-10, 10:30MonkeynutProbably enough here to offend everybody - the Sequel
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02-09-10, 10:36benin
great stuff monkeynut
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02-09-10, 12:24GordonGayBennett
Blasphemy of the highest order there. I suspect a "FATWA" being issued as we speak to assassinate Monkeynuts !:(
PS = keep them coming ! -
02-09-10, 17:32rusty squeezebox
lol very good .......
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02-09-10, 17:46English Milly MasseuseThat must be feckin funny EVEN SELINA LAUGHED!!!!!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by benin
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02-09-10, 18:1669patrick69
very good
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12-10-11, 13:12ThomasJ
I reckon you are on the list for that - great joke.