match or punt

im not sure what to do.... i have a ticket for ireland v england game. but some one made me a offer of 350 euro for it. should i take the money and have a good punt and watch the game in a pub and have a smile on my face even befour we win. or go to the game.... anyone else want to make a bid for the ticket:)

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Originally Posted by bigsteve

im not sure what to do.... i have a ticket for ireland v england game. but some one made me a offer of 350 euro for it. should i take the money and have a good punt and watch the game in a pub and have a smile on my face even befour we win. or go to the game.... anyone else want to make a bid for the ticket:)

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Simple solution my friend. Sell the fukin ticket.... book yourself a good escort who has a large lcd in the apartment...........I am guessing you can see where i am going with this??? yes my friend, wht could be better than have a good fuck session while watching the game!!!!!


oh and a cold drink to hand would be perfect. :)


p.s for a real kick.... book an english girl so you can be fucking her while our lads fuck her team on the pitch. :eek:

This is so easy. You have to punt punt punt. Like the man said go and get yourself 2 English girls. Mature Michelle and Mandy sound very good as they promise to lick your arse while the lads in green do the same to the English.
All this for 260 euro. cash left over for a good drink. Happy days.

Ohhh that sure is a tricky one, but wha a prediciment to have tho:) On the one hand this is probably gona be the last time we face ingerland at croker as lansdowne is gona be ready next year so would be good to be at it, on the other hand we could very well lose to them and that would be so fuckin horrible to see them beat us in croker!!!!:( If i was you id say fuck it sell the ticket and go fuck the brains outta a beautiful women:D Jus watch the match down the pub and have a few bevies and when the match is over go for the punt, jus think by 9 o'clock when the match is over u could be coming out of croker orrrrrrrrrrrrr you could be on yer way to fuck the brains outta a beautiful lady knowing full well if ya had of gone to the match it would be over now anyway but instead ure off for a fantastic ride adult-doggy-style

It's ahrd one to call. Sell the ticket and go for a punt. And you'll have chnge left over. Watch it down the pub. England are rubbish anyhow.

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Originally Posted by bigsteve

im not sure what to do.... i have a ticket for ireland v england game. but some one made me a offer of 350 euro for it. should i take the money and have a good punt and watch the game in a pub and have a smile on my face even befour we win. or go to the game.... anyone else want to make a bid for the ticket:)

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there is an old joke spike milligan used to tell -

an englishman came over to ireland in the sixties and was looking for a ticket for the rugby between ireland and england - it was getting close to kick off and he was desperate - finally he found a local tout who asked for £100 - what 100 quid you gotta be kidding said the englishman , for that money i could have the most beautiful woman in dublin tonight - sure that might be true sir, replied the tout, but... would she be able to give you 40 minutes each way with a band playing in the middle, sir ?

sell ticket & empty the sack after a few scoops enjoy your day!