Well obviously her diet isnt good
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Originally Posted by
Dub-Boy
I once went to an escort and she had a very smelly fanny, it was'nt very pleasant, i think that she wanted me to go down on her but her minge was kicking out a right pong, i told her so to. I have also experienced the sight of bum bum sheets, were some dirty boy has rubbed his grotty botty against the sheet and left his calling card for me to see.
If a girl has a smelly fanny (also if men have smelly cocks) It could any of these reasons:
1. bad hygiene
2. Too much meat or fish in diet
3. Too much junk food - Aspartame (artificial sweetner) makes a weird taste in precum
4. Yeast Infection. This one will surely taste disgusting
5. Bad health overall. The body is made to dispose of badness. It will use any outlet it can to rid itself of badness. This will affect sweat, and any body liquids, breath, saliva, will come out pores of skin...
To change the diet to a healthy one will affect all aspects of the body. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend (husband or wife) who is smelly. Rather then tell them and hurt their feelings (if at all possible) I suggest cooking dinners for them to show healthy food into their diet. Be an influence. Eat those good foods in front of them. Mention "doesnt my cum taste lovely? Ive been eating really healthy for you. Lots of veggies, fruits, juices, and water. Because I want you to enjoy my taste, I make sure I eat and live healthy for your benefit as well as my own"
Bingo!
I think she will get a clue then...
As for skid marks. Well, occasionally seeing such things, is all part of the job. Sorry, but as an escort, I have a hard time being squeamish about most things. My friend gets paid anyway to give enemas to men. About $600 for it. At least he is clean then right? Spic-N-Span for the next escort... and will definitely not be leaving those marks on escort 2's bed linen. So give thanks next time your at mass... thanks for the enema givers!
No excuse for bad hygiene.
I've met these blokes who don't wash & can't get my head around it. Why would anyone want to hum ? You filthy buggers !
Fellas who'll play ball for 1 1/2 hrs & then put clothes on & go to the pub ?????????
I can understand people being a bit shy etc. but go home & jump under the taps before going out.
As for cum, I always notice my uncle punk is a bit more ripe when I've had a skinfull the day before. Real funky, I must have a hangover for Dolly.
Open wide dear,
TheNads