Mad Escorts

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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And would you?

Met an escort in the central mental hospital.

Should have known better really.

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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You were lucky you didn't bring your stinking old trainers.
Then you would've really seen mad.

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Originally Posted by WatWatWat

Met an escort in the central mental hospital.

Should have known better really.

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Don't you mean outcall?

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

And would you?

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probably would if i had a dressing table Curvaceous Kate, but i don't :)

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

probably would if i had a dressing table Curvaceous Kate, but i don't :)

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Were they still in the box knew, or had you just walked through the streets wearing them, so the top still looked nice and new, but the bottom side had walked in dirt, crap, pee, chewing gum and whatever else people have a tendency to throw on the streets these days?

Three went a bit mad.

One really confused me. She took my call, told me where she was, opened the door, showed me to the room. 10 minutes later she came into the room and went mental that I should have made it clear I was booking her.
I didn't get into it with her as after her rant she became relatively normal. Scary but normal.

Another lady a long time ago completely ruined an appointment as she nearly became hysterical because I put my clothes in a ball on the floor. She slammed them onto hangers and hung them up. Then proceeded to literally jump up and down on me. Horrible experience. I just wanted to get out of there.

Finally one lady became quite upset because I didn't dry myself properly. Obviously it wasn't me and some other issue had upset her. She insisted I continued with the appointment. My mood was ruined, I only did her because I felt sorry for her

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

Were they still in the box knew, or had you just walked through the streets wearing them, so the top still looked nice and new, but the bottom side had walked in dirt, crap, pee, chewing gum and whatever else people have a tendency to throw on the streets these days?

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new but i wiped them once through the main door and again at her bedroom door,
zilch mentioned leaving them on to be christened and once did leave only my cowboy boots and stetson on with another escort and she said youre not at the rodeo now sunshine and told me to get them off me but she keep her own high heels on so whats that all about, :confused:

Not at all okay to put shoes on other people's surfaces. New or not. Rubbing a shoe on a mat doesn't dislodge all the filth from walking around the city. I'm really not surprised.

Hope you didn't do anything else to upset her Howard?

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherMan

Not at all okay to put shoes on other people's surfaces. New or not. Rubbing a shoe on a mat doesn't dislodge all the filth from walking around the city. I'm really not surprised.

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I'd be more surprised if anything young howard says actually happened :D

Haha very funny

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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The escort obviously did not appreciate that you actually took off those precious runners during the apointment.

Ah jasus , you wore trainers to meet a lady ?

See this is what's wrong with society these days, just no class .

Bet you had baggy trackie bottoms and a soccer jersey on too , I weep for the future .

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Originally Posted by Playitsam

Ah jasus , you wore trainers to meet a lady ?

See this is what's wrong with society these days, just no class .

Bet you had baggy trackie bottoms and a soccer jersey on too , I weep for the future .

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I wear Reebok trainers and top to visit as well, as long as clean does not matter but I see ur point, I know it looks silly for an elderly man to be wearing sportswear, those days are well and truly gone for u guys

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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Be honest, this scene is based on you, isn't it...

https://youtu.be/76lvdTVTqCU

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Originally Posted by gillyland

I wear Reebok trainers and top to visit as well, as long as clean does not matter but I see ur point, I know it looks silly for an elderly man to be wearing sportswear, those days are well and truly gone for u guys

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My comment was a bit of a piss take ok .

But seriously, sports wear should be for sport and ladies pyjamas are for the bedroom .

I do like my Sketchers though

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Originally Posted by howardsteele

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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Seriously though, most people are conscious about where shoes have been, especially women.

They belong on the floor, not on a table top where bacteria etc can be transferred.

In my house, outdoor shoes are left inside the door, and only indoor shoes or bare feet indoors.

Velcro shirt and slip on shoes. Make sure you get every min... :)

Chelsea fan ?

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Originally Posted by zilch

I often turn up in the footy training gear and it always raises an eyebrow and results in a wolf whistle. The ladies love something different.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5LJXw2TGbP...25284%2529.jpg

Complete with football and often get a game of headers and volleys going across the bedroom.

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Red would suit you better

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--aHmpmhak_...antasy-kit.JPG

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Originally Posted by zilch

You are one sick puppy William. I'd never wear the scum jersey. :)

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Did you say Puppies
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Originally Posted by Playitsam

My comment was a bit of a piss take ok .

But seriously, sports wear should be for sport and ladies pyjamas are for the bedroom .

I do like my Sketchers though

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Its like a sport to me, clearly ur not into sex marathons

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Originally Posted by zilch

I could be persuaded to climb aboard :)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...1cd23ec144.jpg

Gotta dash. Plane to catch and a Mayo team to roar on.

Oh the Green and Red of Mayo

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Now your talking :p

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLfTvfxWUAQGLK_.png

Oh the Green and Red of Mayo

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Originally Posted by zilch

I often turn up in the footy training gear and it always raises an eyebrow and results in a wolf whistle. The ladies love something different.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5LJXw2TGbP...25284%2529.jpg

Complete with football and often get a game of headers and volleys going across the bedroom.

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WOW Zilch. You've been on the Sunbed again. Lol.

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Originally Posted by zilch

I often turn up in the footy training gear and it always raises an eyebrow and results in a wolf whistle. The ladies love something different.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5LJXw2TGbP...25284%2529.jpg

Complete with football and often get a game of headers and volleys going across the bedroom.

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Please wear this for me




So I can point and laugh and call you a stupid tan cunt