World War II and VD

Saw this quaint poster from the forties,

Wouldn't her family be so proud of thier model daughter.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...1&d=1220557623

Jesus Alec - That's big!

Shes probably a mother / grandmother herself now

"Mummy, what did YOU do in he war??!!"

Like it in the back seat do you Roryman:D

http://oldstersview.files.wordpress..../09/baboon.jpg

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Originally Posted by UKHeather

Jesus Alec - That's big!

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Well it has been said that it can make you go blind !

A man's eyes should be torn out if he can only see the past :cool:

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Originally Posted by alechoran

http://oldstersview.files.wordpress..../09/baboon.jpg

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Is the Baboon saying….

Listen Mister…You won’t find a piece of ass like mine for a good ten feet or more…

Is he holding a gun and is a member of the Gibraltar undercover vice squad?

Is he giving Mini me a hand job?

Has he snapped and threatened to strangle the next kid who asks, “are we there yet?”

Has he run out of petrol and has done a deal for AWO with the driver of the white van and is limbering up?

Has he discovered that the white van is packed with the hottest Escorts on a group tour of Europe who need a new driver and he’s just saying goodbye to the wife and kids?

Is he new to dogging and not realized that he’s waaaaay to close?

Is he demonstrating his T-bagging technique?

Are they hopelessly lost and he has the wife in the back seat and told her she either reads the f**king map right or they both die of dehydration?

His telling his accomplish…”OK, I’ll dump the body…you clean up the evidence” lets see Grissom work this one out.

Is he shouting at the Escort lying on the back seat…”YOU CALL THIS A CENTRALLY LOCATED APARTMENT!!!! WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF F**KING NOWHERE”

Does he have a hands free earpeice and is on the mobile to the Escort asking “OK, I GIVE UP, WHERE THE F**K IS YOUR APARTMENT!!! I’M A BUSY BABOON”

He went for a piss and lost the car keys and is praying for the courage to tell the wife?

He’s agreed to meet someone who had an add on the buy and sell and is giving the car the once over?

Is he asking the wife….ah hun…where are the triplets?

Nope… I’m pretty sure the squeak is coming from here honey bun.

OK… so its 3 happymeals, 10 chicken McNuggets 4 milk shakes 1 diet coke and a quarterpounder to go, got it…be right back sir. Oh and sir, try and keep closer to the vehicle in front, we are very busy today…

BREATHE…..IN…..OUT…….NOW……P…U…S…H…….it’s a…….it’s a…..well… it’s a baboon…

Well I wanted to go to Kerry but OHHHHHH no you wanted to go to Gibraltar and feed the god dammed monkeys, now look at us, car jacked by a f**king baboon, this would not have happened in Dingle (much)…

PISSST…wanna buy a van?

SIR!!! SIR!!! YOU JUST GOTTA HELP ME, IT WAS HORRIBLE, THEY JUST CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND THEY…….WELL THEY…OMG, LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY TAIL!!!

OK,
Wife? Check
Kids? Check Check Check
Passport? Check
Red Bull? Check
Roadmap? Check
Ear plugs? Check
Trousers? Che...

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Originally Posted by Mademoiselle Avenante

I'm actually reading a French book that could translate as '1940 - 1945: The Erotic Years'. It basically tells you that these years were raunchier than we traditionally believe. Fathers/husbands were on the front and women had to make money and a living any way possible.

The funny thing, though, is that society blamed women for what they did, turning a blind eye to men who had 'social time' with German women when they worked in farms, etc when they were prisononers of war...

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An Elderly couple who were neighbors of mine met in Poland during those years, She was young Polish farm girl and he was a German teenage conscript in the Wehrmacht, fell in love, he did what he could for her and her family at great risk to himself and she in return saved him when the Soviets overran Poland by hiding him. He had no choice but to hand himself in after a few weeks as he had no way of getting back to Germany and if discovered, she and her family would be shot. He spent three years in a Soviet gulag and then moved to East Germany with her, on the fall of the Berlin wall they moved around a lot and settled in Ireland. They were together for over 50 years and are now buried together in the same village that they first meet met.

Their love conquered all, from Hitlers fall to the Berlin wall…

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

An Elderly couple who were neighbors of mine met in Poland during those years, She was young Polish farm girl and he was a German teenage conscript in the Wehrmacht, fell in love, he did what he could for her and her family at great risk to himself and she in return saved him when the Soviets overran Poland by hiding him. He had no choice but to hand himself in after a few weeks as he had no way of getting back to Germany and if discovered, she and her family would be shot. He spent three years in a Soviet gulag and then moved to East Germany with her, on the fall of the Berlin wall they moved around a lot and settled in Ireland. They were together for over 50 years and are now buried together in the same village that they first meet met.

Their love conquered all, from Hitlers fall to the Berlin wall…

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You didn't happen to bury them yourself by any chance did you????? :p

Paws