Hey Sweetie??????????

https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/deafboy.html

i pissed myself laughing at the rats heads here.You smell a rat here?

hahha your soooooo observant love ,sooooooooo observant,
Westside.:)

I love em baby, but I have to smell a rat too xxxx

Patricia, I think you need another category- weird\funny
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, the guy should be a Hollywood comedy writer
Def doesnt deserve a rat because he has a unique sense of humour

jajaja!! I think the guy is after the 500 euros review competition prize in order to have his first escorting experience!!! I agree with Rory... Pat maybe you could open a new section under the heading "Fairy Tales", or "Dreaming Escorting", or whatever, so that you could move there those kind of stories as well as most of westie's profound opinions and experiences.