If I went to the docter and asked him/her for a precription for viagra would he just give it to me?
asking your gp for viagra
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06-02-11, 00:27mrpinkasking your gp for viagra
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06-02-11, 00:30dr love
No .: doc......
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06-02-11, 00:32hornylimerick
Yes. :)
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06-02-11, 00:34dr loveBack to bed .: docQuote:
Originally Posted by hornylimerick
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06-02-11, 00:35mellorsNo !........Quote:
Originally Posted by hornylimerick
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06-02-11, 00:40LegswideopenThe doc says yes once he's examined your nipples and gave them a squeezeQuote:
Originally Posted by mrpink
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06-02-11, 00:42dr loveBrilliant legs .: lol docQuote:
Originally Posted by Legswideopen
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06-02-11, 00:45Morpheus
I do think you'd have to give the doctor some reason to prescibe it for you. Read up on the symptoms of erectile dysfunction. Also you can't have a history of heart disease. If the doctor is any way worth his or her salt, he/she would probably want to do some tests first to check you for diabetes and high blood pressure.
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06-02-11, 00:49FitzyGive him a sad story and turn the waterworks on.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrpink
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06-02-11, 00:51dr loveA full health and blood check would be required I'll say no more on said matter .: docQuote:
Originally Posted by Morpheus
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06-02-11, 00:52FitzyDoc surely you would give the poor man a prescription .Quote:
Originally Posted by dr love
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06-02-11, 00:55dr loveNot a GP required then fitzy a specialist in a different field .: lol docQuote:
Originally Posted by Fitzy
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06-02-11, 00:56dr loveFitzy I'd give him the web adress of here .: docQuote:
Originally Posted by Fitzy
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06-02-11, 01:02MorpheusWhich waterworks are you talking about? The doctor may give him a tablet for prostate problems instead!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fitzy
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06-02-11, 01:04dr loveWhat is your daytime job again .: docQuote:
Originally Posted by Morpheus
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06-02-11, 01:07mellorsI have a female doctor,when i asked for it, she made me strip off my bottom half and showed me pictures of naked woman, took out a medical measuring device and refused to give me a prescription. Wonderful thing the HSE.Quote:
Originally Posted by dr love
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06-02-11, 01:13dr loveClever girl .: docQuote:
Originally Posted by mellors
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06-02-11, 01:29MorpheusI don't believe a word of it. With the cut backs in the HSE at the moment, they cant' afford medical measuring devices or pictures of naked women. Admit it - the female doctor stripped for you and then blew you! (No need to be ashamed now...you're among friends.) Incidentally where did you find this female doctor again?Quote:
Originally Posted by mellors
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06-02-11, 10:15DoozerYou should have said you were gayQuote:
Originally Posted by mellors
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06-02-11, 12:59kryss
They check what other medication you are on, I got some via an online prescription - and am taking an ACE inhibitor and a statin - which seem to fine as regards interactions - the big thing to avoid is beta blockers (I think) and most importantly nitrates like TNT sprays or poppers (Amyl Nitrate) - these can give you a heart attack. They're also not reccomended for people with kidney problems. The main thing about GP's is they will probably only prescribe if your married, and have tried life style changes eg losing weight, giving up smoking etc.
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06-02-11, 14:27Franken996Really- when did GPs in IRL become the morality police? My question is serious- a doctor refusing to prescribe ED medication based on an indidual's domestic status would surely leave themselves wide open to a formal complaint that'd be rather hard ( pardon pun) to defend!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kryss
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06-02-11, 14:36MorpheusI really don't think this is the case Kryss. GP's/ doctors don't give a damn about marital status etc. If however, you were turned down because of this - you have actually have cause for complaint to the Irish Medical Council.Quote:
Originally Posted by kryss
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06-02-11, 14:40MorpheusChill Franken. This isn't the case. Doctors aren't moral police in the Republic. Certainly not anymore. The morning after pill was being prescribed to all and sundry without any questions asked about marital or relational status. And now the morning after pill is over the counter (as it should be). So either Kryss was quoting a specific case of a nut case doc, or it was his (Kryss) own assumption.Quote:
Originally Posted by Franken996
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06-02-11, 14:46mellorsRelated joke : A doctor was showing some benefactors around the hospital when they passed a room with a guy masturbating like mad and a nurse holding a cup.'Whats wrong with that poor chap?'asked a straight laced women. The doctor replied that he had an incurable disease and if he didn't ejaculate every 30mins his balls would explode. A bit later they passed another room with a nurse on her knees giving a guy a blowjob.'What about this poor fellow' asked the women, the doctor replied 'oh he has the same disease but he,s with Quinn Healthcare. bom bom !Quote:
Originally Posted by Morpheus
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06-02-11, 14:49MorpheusCan't wait to see the guy in room 3 with the VHI plan D cover!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mellors
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06-02-11, 16:39sharkskinHoly cr*p. You should have explained that your wife is no longer 19 and that you will be happy to go without the Viagra if she can prescribe you some lasses like the ones in her photos.Quote:
Originally Posted by mellors
Then explain that, should she take that course, you wife may well come round to have a chat.
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06-02-11, 17:33dark-knightQuote:
Originally Posted by mrpink
If you can't get viagra, just get 2 lollypop sticks and some sticky tape to make a splint. I saw it on blue peter or something like that.