Murphy's Laws

Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

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Originally Posted by Banjo

Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

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that murphy bloke is a real ray of sunshine lol

The murphys are wise people indeed! All so true :)

And murphs tent just to round it off .: doc

feck this
is it too late to go for a pint of murphys

If you make it as far as murphys tenth law and nothing has gone wrong, call an ambulance just in case.

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Originally Posted by dark-knight

If you make it as far as murphys tenth law and nothing has gone wrong, call an ambulance just in case.

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sadly murphy was the minister for finance during the celtic tiger years.

What's that circuitry called again ? The one built into every photocopier that measures your sense of urgency when going to use it and then generates a paper jam the severity of which is directly proportional to the sense of urgency ?

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Originally Posted by Banjo

What's that circuitry called again ? The one built into every photocopier that measures your sense of urgency when going to use it and then generates a paper jam the severity of which is directly proportional to the sense of urgency ?

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jim corr knows the answer lol