Burger or handjob?

An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger

Where is that?

Hand job for a tenner

Wash hands???????????
Left hand = handjob
Right hand = burger

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Originally Posted by TonyB

Where is that?

Hand job for a tenner

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F**k the handjob. Cheeseburger £1.50?

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Originally Posted by SteveB

F**k the handjob. Cheeseburger £1.50?

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But would have slight concerns about where the cheese came from................