Your far more then a bit of entertainment Violette.
I smiled at image of you twiddling your thumbs and actually asking if there was more you could do, that speaks volumes for you. I personally believe you in the 4 some not being a tradition 4 some, it takes all sort to make a world, and he wasn’t doing anyone any harm.
Oysterhaven and the 2ib fart.
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Quarterpoundher
Weststar Liners…Ya pays yer money, ya takes yer chance.
Highya West, where did you launch from, the Lee or the Lough?, those Geese can be vicious b**tards. I remember my first punt, well more a raft really, spent weeks making it out of pallets and barrels, by the river deep in the woods, told no-one and set sail for the far side like Captain Ahab, with a frying pan tied to a stick, almost made it to the other side when I hit a design flaw, which was chiefly me being useless at trying knots, (That’s why bondage is not listed as a favorite on my profile btw) barely managed to make landfall just as my craft fell apart under me, but now the problem was getting back to the other side, had to walk miles to the nearest bridge and walked all the way back like a half drowned rat. My marine skills have improved since, but only slightly :)
i assuming you mean the launch of the punt and not me?I was about 9 or so,i learned to swim at 4 so i was swimming like a fish by 9.
Hey I recently acquired a scale for my house which means I now weigh myself 38 times per day. Of course the scale's main function is to weigh my bowel movements. That prevents me from actually crapping on the scale so I am left with a Pre and Post Dump Weigh in.Earlier this morning I was awakened with a stomach grumble that I thought required significant time on the throne. Walking briskly to the bathroom, each step sounding like a squeaky floorboard, I quickly stepped on the scale for my Pre Fight Weigh in.I quickly sat down and expunged no poo, but rather farted for the better part of 5 minutes. Upon rising, I weighed myself again as a joke and to my surprise found myself 1.6lb lighter.
Now thats a record somewhere,
Westside.