Escorts who provide showers

I was just wondering if when you visit a lady who provides showers in her service does this cut into your visiting time paid for, I just ask because it's a great service because the last thing a girl wants is a sweaty beast on top of her but like most I'd take at least 10-15 mins in shower and if I pay for 30 mins of somebodys time then this would only leave 10-15 mins funtime, probably stupid question but then again I'm stupid guy lol.

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Originally Posted by jon1210

I was just wondering if when you visit a lady who provides showers in her service does this cut into your visiting time paid for, I just ask because it's a great service because the last thing a girl wants is a sweaty beast on top of her but like most I'd take at least 10-15 mins in shower and if I pay for 30 mins of somebodys time then this would only leave 10-15 mins funtime, probably stupid question but then again I'm stupid guy lol.

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Oh yeah... actually the time starts when you knock on the door. Most escorts have a clock with a slap button on top. As soon as you knock on the door she will start the clock. Now you have to get undressed... 3 mins. Next take that shower... in your case 10 - 15 mins. Remember if you want to take a shower afterwards allow for that time too. That should leave u with approx 10 mins or so for sex... unless she is a clock watcher....

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Originally Posted by jon1210

I was just wondering if when you visit a lady who provides showers in her service does this cut into your visiting time paid for, I just ask because it's a great service because the last thing a girl wants is a sweaty beast on top of her but like most I'd take at least 10-15 mins in shower and if I pay for 30 mins of somebodys time then this would only leave 10-15 mins funtime, probably stupid question but then again I'm stupid guy lol.

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Independents are usually fairly rerasonable when it comes to shower time but to be honest, 10-15mins to shower in a 30min appointment would be taking the piss, can you not have a shower before you leave to visit them and then all you need is a quick freshen up of the crack and sack?
Agency ladies is 30mins from when you enter the door, if you waste 10-15 mins showereing then that leaves you with 15-20 mins of fun..

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Oh yeah... actually the time starts when you knock on the door. Most escorts have a clock with a slap button on top. As soon as you knock on the door she will start the clock. Now you have to get undressed... 3 mins. Next take that shower... in your case 10 - 15 mins. Remember if you want to take a shower afterwards allow for that time too. That should leave u with approx 10 mins or so for sex... unless she is a clock watcher....

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Talking about clock watching.
An escort I visited had a novel approach.
She put her phone on 15min reminders, which beeped ever 15 mins.
Not the best way to time an appointment!

no with me a shower is counted as your time , and u can take 10 mins or so in the shower, dont pay too much attention to time but if it was getting to the stage where ur still in the shower after 30 mins then id be getting worried lol

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Originally Posted by ciara

no with me a shower is counted as your time , and u can take 10 mins or so in the shower, dont pay too much attention to time but if it was getting to the stage where ur still in the shower after 30 mins then id be getting worried lol

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Unless of course If he has a shower fetish, then the time should start right away!

LOL, 10-15 mins for a shower?! Any think the most I have ever taken is 5mins. What are you doing in there?:confused:

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Originally Posted by mark444

Talking about clock watching.
An escort I visited had a novel approach.
She put her phone on 15min reminders, which beeped ever 15 mins.
Not the best way to time an appointment!

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Obviously Mark I was taking the piss... Any Escort that wants to do well in this biz will never want to be seen to watch the clock. No Jon, shower time is normally not included. But as Mark pointed out, some girls do have strickter methods.

But then again if you were an Escort and had to entertain a client that looked like Mark, Im sure you would have your methods too....lol

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Originally Posted by ciara

no with me a shower is counted as your time , and u can take 10 mins or so in the shower, dont pay too much attention to time but if it was getting to the stage where ur still in the shower after 30 mins then id be getting worried lol

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so no baths?-is this due to water charges? x

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Obviously Mark I was taking the piss... Any Escort that wants to do well in this biz will never want to be seen to watch the clock. No Jon, shower time is normally not included. But as Mark pointed out, some girls do have strickter methods.

But then again if you were an Escort and had to entertain a client that looked like Mark, Im sure you would have your methods too....lol

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True, I am quite an ugly bastard.

This is why of course I appreciate these ladies for their kindness, generosity and blindness!

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Originally Posted by ciara

no with me a shower is counted as your time , and u can take 10 mins or so in the shower, dont pay too much attention to time but if it was getting to the stage where ur still in the shower after 30 mins then id be getting worried lol

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So are you saying if I visit you and I decide to take a shower for ten minutes, I have 20 mins left?

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Originally Posted by jon1210

I was just wondering if when you visit a lady who provides showers in her service does this cut into your visiting time paid for, I just ask because it's a great service because the last thing a girl wants is a sweaty beast on top of her but like most I'd take at least 10-15 mins in shower and if I pay for 30 mins of somebodys time then this would only leave 10-15 mins funtime, probably stupid question but then again I'm stupid guy lol.

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What are you doing in the shower for that amount of time.

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Originally Posted by mark444

Talking about clock watching.
An escort I visited had a novel approach.
She put her phone on 15min reminders, which beeped ever 15 mins.
Not the best way to time an appointment!

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No that would put me off Stroke.

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

What are you doing in the shower for that amount of time.

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The usual I'd imagine. Shampoo, conditioner, body lotion and a dab of talc to finish.

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Originally Posted by warmcome

so no baths?-is this due to water charges? x

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sorry guys i was using the term "shower" quite liberally there!
its a tub i have, fill it in the morning and does for all day. mind come about 12 the water gets a bit cold but nothing that will kill and come around 3 water gets a funny colour !!!
so would advise u come first thing thats only way you'll get to be first in me tub :P

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Originally Posted by jon1210

I was just wondering if when you visit a lady who provides showers in her service does this cut into your visiting time paid for, I just ask because it's a great service because the last thing a girl wants is a sweaty beast on top of her but like most I'd take at least 10-15 mins in shower and if I pay for 30 mins of somebodys time then this would only leave 10-15 mins funtime, probably stupid question but then again I'm stupid guy lol.

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I have been to escorts in the past and had to have a cold shower a thought it was her being stingy with the heating .
But it wasn't her fault it's people like you wasting all the water.

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

The usual I'd imagine. Shampoo, conditioner, body lotion and a dab of talc to finish.

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It's a beauty parlour he wants to be going to.

Ooh lot of smart arses on here today must be funny Friday, I just meant I take about 10 mins for a shower not 3 mins you wouldn't even wash yourself in that time.

Hi Jon

I like everyone to have a shower nobody likes a sweaty beast hahahaha but sometimes when i am busy and have another client wait i do not think it is fair to keep him waiting 15 mins and the same after him but if i am not busy i realy do not mind an i said before i like everyone to have a shower as it makes the fun much better :-)

just a quick 2/3 mins in shower with quick towel down. its at the end i like to take my time in the shower...20/30 minutes or so. always make sure you can lock yourself in the bathroom first though

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Originally Posted by bhoywonder

just a quick 2/3 mins in shower with quick towel down. its at the end i like to take my time in the shower...20/30 minutes or so. always make sure you can lock yourself in the bathroom first though

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Just as a matter off interest why lock yourself in the bathroom are you afraid off an unwelcome visitor.

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

Just as a matter off interest why lock yourself in the bathroom are you afraid off an unwelcome visitor.

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It is so that he can steal the toiletries and secrete them in a suitable place.





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Our is it he is going through the dirty linen basket miz chambers.

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

Our is it he is going through the dirty linen basket miz chambers.

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Never leave your knicker in view Fitz. You wouldnt believe how many pairs of mine go missing ;)

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Never leave your knicker in view Fitz. You wouldnt believe how many pairs of mine go missing ;)

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Sound like you've learned from experience (-d punter esquire! Ahem!) Lucy :)

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Never leave your knicker in view Fitz. You wouldnt believe how many pairs of mine go missing ;)

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Would you not Frisk them on the way out.

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

So are you saying if I visit you and I decide to take a shower for ten minutes, I have 20 mins left?

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yes, unless the girls get BFE from you.