how long can you go without

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12-08-16, 15:47
Walshie

how long can you go without

seeing an escort, its been 2 months for me now
12-08-16, 15:54
TonyB

Why would you want to go without?
12-08-16, 16:40
Dom Dunn

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Originally Posted by Walshie

seeing an escort, its been 2 months for me now

I struggle to last longer than a week to be honest but I'm sure if adverse financial circumstances dictated I may have to join your 2 month club.
12-08-16, 19:53
Barney Rubble

I have seen three escorts in one day , then other times I may not see any for maybe six weeks or even two months. Financial circumstances dictate unfortunately :-(.
12-08-16, 19:57
FatBastard

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Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

I have seen three escorts in one day , then other times I may not see any for maybe six weeks or even two months. Financial circumstances dictate unfortunately :-(.

Swings and roundabouts down at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company quarry, eh Barn?
12-08-16, 20:12
Barney Rubble

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Swings and roundabouts down at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company quarry, eh Barn?

Fuckin Neanderthal's working for less than the minimum wage.

Think we need a referendum to get rid of these low lifes !!
12-08-16, 20:33
FatBastard

But if there's an #Irexit do we still get the wall from Warrenpoint round to Londonderry?
12-08-16, 21:09
Clueless

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Originally Posted by Walshie

seeing an escort, its been 2 months for me now

A month is the most for me - I find that it's just another addiction to be managed!!

Ps- how is your doll surviving this stay at home period!!:)
12-08-16, 21:21
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Walshie

seeing an escort, its been 2 months for me now

poor chi ming 'she' must be in pieces by now :sad:
12-08-16, 21:24
EIFII

Six months. Problem is when I went to see an escort again after that I came in her mouth :mad:
12-08-16, 21:24
alcatel

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Originally Posted by funlover12

poor chi ming 'she' must be in pieces by now :sad:

Puncture repair kit.

Cyclists know these things.
12-08-16, 21:48
Barney Rubble

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

But if there's an #Irexit do we still get the wall from Warrenpoint round to Londonderry?

A wall between Warrenpoint and where ? They were gonna build a bridge between Warrenpoint and Omeath but never heard about a wall.
12-08-16, 21:56
FatBastard

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Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

A wall between Warrenpoint and where ? They were gonna build a bridge between Warrenpoint and Omeath but never heard about a wall.

Following the border of the 6 counties to keep the Euros oot
12-08-16, 22:10
Barney Rubble

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Following the border of the 6 counties to keep the Euros oot

Oot ? That must be Ulster-Scots dialect ?
12-08-16, 22:13
FatBastard

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Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Oot ? That must be Ulster-Scots dialect ?

ack aye mabby a wee touch
12-08-16, 22:32
Mister Anderson

Bless me father for I have sinned, it's been two weeks since my last good session.
12-08-16, 22:52
Barney Rubble

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Bless me father for I have sinned, it's been two weeks since my last good session.

Hope that's not Father Ass Hunter hearing your confession.
12-08-16, 22:57
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Hope that's not Father Ass Hunter hearing your confession.

I'm thinking of taking a trip over to father Casey's confessional to unload some of these impure thoughts I've been having.
12-08-16, 23:06
Walshie

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Originally Posted by TonyB

Why would you want to go without?

You haven't met my lady, tony, she's high maintenance
12-08-16, 23:08
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by Walshie

You haven't met my lady, tony, she's high maintenance

I'll put up a picture of a puncture repair kit tomorrow
12-08-16, 23:25
Stevieg19833

Been too long as it is
13-08-16, 13:25
clarelad

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Originally Posted by Stevieg19833

Been too long as it is

Sometimes lads it's cheaper to pull like a dog
13-08-16, 15:20
circumcised guy

I've gone about two months a few times not always by choice but because of personal circumstances and other occasions when I've had advanced notice of when my favorite ladies would be back from holidays I would wait for their return. So I could spend some quality time with them. At the moment it's one of the times that is out of my control as I'm nursing a few injuries from a cycling accident :sad: But I'll be all healed up just in time for one of my favorite ladies who will be in cork at the end of the month and my other favorite lady will be back from her holiday very soon after:dance: So I'm going to have to be fighting fit for those two ladies.
13-08-16, 15:21
spunki

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Originally Posted by circumcised guy

I've gone about two months a few times not always by choice but because of personal circumstances and other occasions when I've had advanced notice of when my favorite ladies would be back from holidays I would wait for their return. So I could spend some quality time with them. At the moment it's one of the times that is out of my control as I'm nursing a few injuries from a cycling :sad: But I'll be all healed up just in time for one of my favorite ladies who will be in cork at the end of the month and my other favorite lady will be back from her holiday very soon after:dance: So I'm going to have to be fighting fit for those two ladies.

years and years...in fact pretty much most of my first marriage! :lmao:
13-08-16, 16:12
lapd

Nearly 30 yrs till I met escort, has been 7 months now and jeez went from April to Aug, with no sex at all, but being in prison can be like that!
13-08-16, 17:00
FatBastard

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Originally Posted by lapd

Nearly 30 yrs till I met escort, has been 7 months now and jeez went from April to Aug, with no sex at all, but being in prison can be like that!

So are you banned from school zones and parks now?
14-08-16, 17:31
lapd

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

So are you banned from school zones and parks now?

Yep hospitals shopping malls, airports, anywhere there are real people in fact.
So I should be okay here ;)