True?

if a man wakes up in the morning & says to himself ''Tonite I'm gonna get laid'' the prediction will fail a vast majority of times, unless hes incredibly handsome, if a woman -any woman- wakes up in the morning & says to herself ''Tonite I'm gonna get laid'' the prediction will always come true every time

True alright......
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But if a man wakes up in the morning and says to himself "Tonite I'm going to get laid" He can guarantee that this is going to happen if he logs on to E-I and books an escort. And it doesn't matter what he looks like :D

Nope I don't see it, I would agree that to a certain demographic that is true but lets be honest there are some very ugly people out there and while there is someone for everyone it takes a bit of work to find them in some peoples cases.
Also if a girl came on too strong to me there is no way I'd go near her, at least with an escort you know some sort of respect is held for there own health and well being but with a lady bycycle your are taking all sorts of risks.

I dont totally agree with that statement EP. A greater percentage of women than men might be able to get up in the morning, say they are going to get laid today, and actually achieve it. That is because most men think with their d**k and it doesnt matter, in a lot of cases, what the woman looks like. The more you drink the better she looks.

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

But if a man wakes up in the morning and says to himself "Tonite I'm going to get laid" He can guarantee that this is going to happen if he logs on to E-I and books an escort. And it doesn't matter what he looks like :D

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As long as he doesn't look like Peter Sutcliffe:D

you see, from my experience this is true I'm not talking about dating or developing a r/ship but I do know girls who are ugly they tell me they have never failed to get laid on a night they set out purely to get sex I Know many guys who would be only too willing to be a willing partner ugly no problem
I'm an oil painting

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

But if a man wakes up in the morning and says to himself "Tonite I'm going to get laid" He can guarantee that this is going to happen if he logs on to E-I and books an escort. And it doesn't matter what he looks like :D

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I totally agree Highwayman, just as long as he's not run over by a bus on the way. :)