had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?
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had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?
You might want to start inserting power hoses up their arses. Call it foreplay
How do ya know it was`nt simply a melted Jaffa cake Denise , ya did`nt sniff it did ya ? heh heh heh !
Ciara put similar post up to this about a week back...
Put a note in big bold writing on the back of the Bathroom room door...demanding they clean all areas of their genitals...cock, balls and asshole!!!!
otherwise services will be refused!!!!
Thats really gross D :mad:
There must be some way of communicating to these guys as to exactly how they must wash themselves in the pre-booking shower. Guys are results driven. They are there for one thing only and if they know what needs to be done before they can get into the bedroom, then I suggest the vast majority will comply. Maybe a standardized text or email pre-booking or a sign in the bathroom. You may have to be blunt but so what , provided its not made personal to them !
Some guys just cant clean themselves it seems Denise.
There is a mature Irish escort in Cork that advertises dfk and gfe , she also offers rimming on clients , I sometimes wonder if punters ever stop to think ,,,, nah they cant do !
I think the only way is to print off a note as I say... back of the bathroom door or even on the bathroom mirror...
" Clean ya dick balls and a-hole"
Job done!!!
Probably scare most guys hahaha
Ignorance D. I would like to know if this problem is more prevalent in older guys rather than the younger guys, who are more fashion and self conscious !
When I was younger, it was not thought ' manly ' to be bothered about your appearance. You were practically gay if you combed your hair !! That was the culure then.
I had a client yesterday he went to the bathroom supposedly to shower, returned an service was carried out .
when client was about to leave i opened bedroom door an the stench in the hallway from the bathroom nearly knocked me out omg .
he wasnt even the slightest bit embarrassed ,
also when i picked up the towel it was bone dry
so he didnt even shower
disgusting .
Aw , I was contemplating becoming a TV to supplement my meagre salary , now you have put me right off !
In all fairness you girls do deserve every cent you earn, escorting aint all plain sailing is it ?
[QUOTE=Rayden;491557]Violette would be one lady who would be perfect for that.:)[/QUOhttp://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=h...url=http://www
she sure would x good old Hibiscrub:)
You could make an excuse to check in while he is in the shower, leave something in there before he arrives and when he goes into the shower go in and collect it...
that way you know if he has definitely showered!!
Most clients would immediately ask do you want to join them if they are in the shower... if not tell him to get his dirty back side in there or services will be refused!!
This made me laugh....
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ad.php?t=67252
Seems to me that some of these people may not only require a reminder to clean their nether region but also require a step-by-step guide on how to wash themselves properly.
Perhaps a 5 point description on how to wash yourself, pinned to the shower curtain.
As well as being disgusting, they risk fissures, abscesses etc.
I am so sorry ladies that you have to see (and smell) this sort behaviour.
before or after each appointment yes x
Perhaps you should demand a signed note from their mammys first, saying they have been washed properly before visiting you.
Cums with the territory, a washining machine vanish and job done and RELAX xxx
Worst thing was, when I had this guy shit in my bath a couple of years ago!!!!!
I used to think that some people when visiting escorts do not take care of hygiene because they are paying but then I noticed that some people actually don’t realise that they are not clean, that is just the way they are. I believe I feel more embarrassed than them, especially when doing prostate massage.
It is a very sensitive subject. I have seen in reviews the reviewer saying that the girl got the baby wipes and almost clinically cleaned his d**k but many times you have a visitor after working hours and when you offer a shower they say “I had a shower in the morning” , I can insist but I have no guarantee that the person is going to wash properly.
As for having a shower together, many times the client wants to play in the water and “ just forget” to really wash, should I get the initiative and wash him as I wash myself?
It can sound easy to tell someone go back and have another shower but in reality it can be a tricky situation, mainly because we are the ones being paid.
Lost count the amount of times I have arrived at a ladies apartment, headed off to have a shower and I always have a pee before to make sure even those pipes are clean and when I lift the lid there it is, a big floater looking up at me, turns me right off especially if i get it into my head it was the escort that left it there, so ladies, if you don't already can you put check the loo on your things to do before a client arrives..