To the hamster from Alec.....

I dont know what you have done but you seem to have brainwashed the womenfolk round here something awful. :confused:

Threads devoted to you, women at your feet, fawning at your furriness !:(

I'm sickened and disgusted.:mad:

The recession was bad enough but this too................:(

Alec is rethinking his tactics but the strategy will remain the same, I'll see you out yet...........:mad:

You realise, of course, that are you reduced to envying a rodent. A sadder fate I could not imagine.

Hail the Mouse.

I think what you need, Alec, is a teddy bear.

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/image...4327174-47.jpg

Hail the Mouse.