You, on the table

I want you to lay down on a table while I stand at the side of the table and take you like that.

Few apartments seem to have the necessary furniture in the room.

Secondary requirements (these are essential, if you cannot meet these it's a deal breaker.)

Max age as listed in profile: 24

Must be willing to start off with a shared shower - you must participate in this and not just pretend.

Max breast size C, natural only.

Nationality: must be accurately listed on your profile and must not be British, or Spanish

Location: Incall to D1 or D2 or just outside (not Barrow Street in D4 though.)

Profile: must allow and have reviews, must show fixed prices.

Tertiary requirements: (tie breakers not deal breakers)

You care about football and your country is in Group F.

White hold-up stockings

OWO FK

Bonus features (I'll go for an hour and not just the 30)

Five star GFE, CIM.


Anyone?

Me:) I'd never pretend shower lol

Oops i forgot that I have a security guy in the room with the table... Would you mind if he has a look at us? It's not on your list as a deal breaker so I reckon its' fine lol

I just love men who know what they want . It would be nice to do it on the table for change ;-)

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Originally Posted by sharkskin

I want you to lay down on a table while I stand at the side of the table and take you like that.

Few apartments seem to have the necessary furniture in the room.

Secondary requirements (these are essential, if you cannot meet these it's a deal breaker.)

Max age as listed in profile: 24

Must be willing to start off with a shared shower - you must participate in this and not just pretend.

Max breast size C, natural only.

Nationality: must be accurately listed on your profile and must not be British, or Spanish

Location: Incall to D1 or D2 or just outside (not Barrow Street in D4 though.)

Profile: must allow and have reviews, must show fixed prices.

Tertiary requirements: (tie breakers not deal breakers)

You care about football and your country is in Group F.

White hold-up stockings

OWO FK

Bonus features (I'll go for an hour and not just the 30)

Five star GFE, CIM.


Anyone?

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I'm no help at all.

Just wanted to say you really know what you're looking for.
Most guys it's will she do OWO or CIM.

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Originally Posted by sharkskin

I want you to lay down on a table while I stand at the side of the table and take you like that.

Few apartments seem to have the necessary furniture in the room.

Secondary requirements (these are essential, if you cannot meet these it's a deal breaker.)

Max age as listed in profile: 24

Must be willing to start off with a shared shower - you must participate in this and not just pretend.

Max breast size C, natural only.

Nationality: must be accurately listed on your profile and must not be British, or Spanish

Location: Incall to D1 or D2 or just outside (not Barrow Street in D4 though.)

Profile: must allow and have reviews, must show fixed prices.

Tertiary requirements: (tie breakers not deal breakers)

You care about football and your country is in Group F.

White hold-up stockings

OWO FK

Bonus features (I'll go for an hour and not just the 30)

Five star GFE, CIM.


Anyone?

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I would like all of the above, plus:

Must have been born on a Tuesday during Lent

Blood group AB

Name must begin and end with a vowel

PPS number should be prime, or at most two factors

Appointment must take place during a solar eclipse

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Originally Posted by El Gordo

I would like all of the above, plus:

Must have been born on a Tuesday during Lent

Blood group AB

Name must begin and end with a vowel

PPS number should be prime, or at most two factors

Appointment must take place during a solar eclipse

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You made me laugh so hard I chocked on my cornflakes :D