Enjoyable Pastime.

Wanking is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes. Sometimes it can be hard to hold onto your penis if the fingerprints on your fingers are worn and virtually gone, your hand keeps slipping off of your staff.

That's the time to get a wench to take over, it's also good exercise for her too. Natasha would be ideal for this job, she would be particularly pleased to take my staff in her slender hands and masturbate me, whilst resisting the urge to place it in mouth.

You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

Well that's all I have for you at the moment, you can look forwards to my next posting.

God bless you all. xx

I see ExP has a new username.

This truly is inspiring stuff:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by aml

This truly is inspiring stuff:rolleyes:

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I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.

In some ways my right hand is the best fuck buddy I've ever had. :biggthumpup:

Once a wanker always a wanker!

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Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking

I'm glad you feel that way, there's plenty more to follow, by gad you're so lucky.

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Amazing how your own hand knows how quick or fast to go and where the right spot is at just the right time. Am I a wanker,you bet.

I have been on the dole and living alone since last September. Thanks to broadband internet and especially acccess to youporn.com masturbation takes place twice daily, if not more. Of late, though, I have become convinced that this is an unhealthy way to pass the time. My right wrist, forearm, elbow, shoulder and even some back muscles are constantly stiff and sore. I always thought wankers cramp was a myth, but now I know otherwise. Sure, shooting my load into the jakes, onto the bedclothes or into a dirty sock is great at the time, but at this stage I think I need to visit an addiction counsellor.

i havent jerked off in about 2 weeks. I try to limit the number of times i do it, as it can indeed be quite addictive.

Never limit the amount of times you have a wank!! Your willy is well able to take it, and, combined with a diet of oysters, masturbating will add 8-10 years to your life (according to a Harvard University study into hand-relief).

Has anybody ever used one of those pretend pussies that you see on sale in adult shops? Always wondered if they were any good.

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

Never limit the amount of times you have a wank!! Your willy is well able to take it, and, combined with a diet of oysters, masturbating will add 8-10 years to your life (according to a Harvard University study into hand-relief).

Has anybody ever used one of those pretend pussies that you see on sale in adult shops? Always wondered if they were any good.

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i dunno. I get hella depressed shortly after the 5 knuckle shuffle sometimes. Apparently its common.

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Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking

...., in my case seven or eight wanks a day.



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FFS seven or eight a day ??

You are a legend :)

Eight is my record. Four is my usual highest value, any more than that and it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. I've heard that females can do a lot higher than that though if they try hard enough, which is a bit ironic considering how a girl's orgasm is meant to be more difficult.

I hate that feeling when you are trying to wank but it's not happening, and you start to feel the muscles in your face/jaws getting tired...? Worst of all is if you start to have a wank but can't finish.

my record is 3 times in an hour. Was feeling slightly uncomfortable afterwards.

Nicegirls you mention your face /jaw getting sore ??
Is this some sort of new technique I'm not familiar with ?

I'd are you gritting your teeth a little too much. ?

I find a gum shield helps :)

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

Nicegirls you mention your face /jaw getting sore ??
Is this some sort of new technique I'm not familiar with ?

I'd are you gritting your teeth a little too much. ?

I find a gum shield helps :)

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I don't grit my teeth, I just feel the muscles around that area being used a lot.

You know how people's faces get contorted during sexual activity? If I don't orgasm after a while, those places get a bit sore for me. I can't just decide not to contort them.

I bet it happens other people as well. It's what stops me wanking first, nothing to do with my penis.... and rarely to do with my hand either.

I am glad to know i am not alone. A visit to the physio is on the cards due to the tightness in my upper arm and shoulder. Will have to start using the left hand soon it's gone that bad

I used to wank a lot before .. now i abstain to maximise my visits with young ladies that do it SOOO much beter...heehee

Wanking helps prevent testicular cancer, FACT!

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

Has anybody ever used one of those pretend pussies that you see on sale in adult shops? Always wondered if they were any good.

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Yep. If you're un-circumised (*spelling) drown it in lube.

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Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking

You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

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Why am I not surprised to hear your a massive wanker................

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Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks

Wanking helps prevent testicular cancer, FACT!

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True, or at least a good excuse................

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Originally Posted by luther

True, or at least a good excuse................

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Did you give me reputation points for that? :p

I was going to, but didn't think you were interested................:)

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Originally Posted by luther

I was going to, but didn't think you were interested................:)

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lol, touché sir, touché.

You could give me negative reputation. I'm gunning for infamy :)

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Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks

lol, touché sir, touché.

You could give me negative reputation. I'm gunning for infamy :)

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Obviously, but you won't be getting it from me this morning..................sorry to disappoint..............

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Originally Posted by luther

Why am I not surprised to hear your a massive wanker................

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I'm doing it now, I'm just about to come all over your posting, not what I intended, but here goes:-

http://www.nightcharm.com/imagesblog...cum_spooge.jpg

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

Eight is my record. Four is my usual highest value, any more than that and it starts to get a bit uncomfortable. I've heard that females can do a lot higher than that though if they try hard enough, which is a bit ironic considering how a girl's orgasm is meant to be more difficult.

I hate that feeling when you are trying to wank but it's not happening, and you start to feel the muscles in your face/jaws getting tired...? Worst of all is if you start to have a wank but can't finish.

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If I wanked eight times in a day, I would lose 12 hours that day. :D

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Originally Posted by Icantstopwanking

Wanking is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes. Sometimes it can be hard to hold onto your penis if the fingerprints on your fingers are worn and virtually gone, your hand keeps slipping off of your staff.

That's the time to get a wench to take over, it's also good exercise for her too. Natasha would be ideal for this job, she would be particularly pleased to take my staff in her slender hands and masturbate me, whilst resisting the urge to place it in mouth.

You know what they say, "A Wank a Day - Keeps The Doctor Away", in my case seven or eight wanks a day.

Well that's all I have for you at the moment, you can look forwards to my next posting.

God bless you all. xx

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You gave up on Bitch Hunter then....good move. But I'm not a real fan of your new creation either.

You've earned it...so I obliged

I'm logging off to pull my mickey goodnite.......