What's the real meaning!!!!

ATTRACTION...*the*act*of*associating*horniness*with*a*particular*person.
LOVE*AT*FIRST*SIGHT...*what*occurs*when*two*extremely*horny,*but*not*entirely*ch oosy*people*meet.
DATING...*the*process*of*spending*enormous*amounts*of*money,*time*and*energy*to* get*better*acquainted*with*a*person*whom*you*don't*especially*like*in*the*presen t*and*will*learn*to*like*a*lot*less*in*the*future.
BIRTH*CONTROL...*avoiding*pregnancy*through*such*tactics*as*swallowing*special*p ills,*inserting*a*diaphragm,*using*a*condom,*and*dating*repulsive*men.
EASY...*a*term*used*to*describe*a*woman*who*has*the*sexual*morals*of*a*man.
EYE*CONTACT...*a*method*utilized*by*one*person*to*indicate*that*they*are*interes ted*in*another.*Despite*being*advised*to*do*so,*many*men*have*difficulty*looking *a*woman*directly*in*the*eyes,*not*necessarily*due*to*shyness,*but*usually*due*t o*the*fact*that*a*woman's*eyes*are*not*located*in*her*chest.
FRIEND...*a*person*in*your*acquaintance*who*has*some*flaw*which*makes*sleeping*w ith*him/her*totally*unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE...*a*woman's*feeling*towards*a*man,*which*is*interpreted*by*the*man *to*be*‘playing*hard*to*get’.
INTERESTING...*a*word*a*man*uses*to*describe*a*woman*who*lets*him*do*all*the*tal king.
IRRITATING*HABIT...*what*the*endearing*little*qualities*that*initially*attract*t wo*people*to*each*other*turn*into*after*a*few*months*together.
LAW*OF*RELATIVITY...*how*attractive*a*given*person*appears*to*be*is*directly*pro portionate*to*how*unattractive*your*date*is.
NYMPHOMANIAC...*a*man's*term*for*a*woman*who*wants*to*have*sex*more*often*than*h e*does.
SOBER...*condition*in*which*it*is*almost*impossible*to*fall*in*love.