The recession hits the ladooo aw cry me a fuckin river wont yis

Awww this is a plea i guess...

Won't you spare a moment this christmas and help a fellow man out the recession has hit me soooo bad I now find myself begging escorts for their undies so i can do the dirties whilst watching jenny jones and gorging on a tin of pineapples that i got off St.Vincent DePaul ya never get anything fuckin good off them yokes anyways I etter go I find myself doing the dirties around the clock

Well peace to all except fuckface, fartface and fart-fuckface you can all just fart yis urselves to death

Yeah I know this is all bollax but its 3.30am and im just bored, bored and stiff like !!