How to pick up prostitues?? - video

YouTube - "How to Pick Up Prostitutes"

Brilliant:D

This was already posted on E-I, it's really only funny the first time you view it.

You know something? I'd like if there was an *actual* video tutorial about it. I mean, how to pick up the phone and sound super cool instead of anxious/nervous, what to do when you get there, how to look and what to say. Movies and tv dramas have plenty of relationships in them, but not the escort-client type... and of course their portrayal of escorting is a farce and no "cool hero guy" is going to be picking up prostitutes in them, especially not like how it actually is.

There's the eejits guide to punting, but that's really basic. It doesn't show how to punt without looking like an eejit.... like for instance it doesn't say anything about hotels. You could nearly write a book on punter etiquette and relationships with escorts.

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

This was already posted on E-I, it's really only funny the first time you view it.

You know something? I'd like if there was an *actual* video tutorial about it. I mean, how to pick up the phone and sound super cool instead of anxious/nervous, what to do when you get there, how to look and what to say. Movies and tv dramas have plenty of relationships in them, but not the escort-client type... and of course their portrayal of escorting is a farce and no "cool hero guy" is going to be picking up prostitutes in them, especially not like how it actually is.

There's the eejits guide to punting, but that's really basic. It doesn't show how to punt without looking like an eejit.... like for instance it doesn't say anything about hotels. You could nearly write a book on punter etiquette and relationships with escorts.

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Why are you nervous about talking to an escort? At the end of the day its just a service that you are paying for. I dont mean to be crude here but its true. The more you build things up in your head the worse you are going to feel in the lead up to the encounter. This actually works for real women too. Dont build it up in your head asking yourself all the questions you can think of Just be yourself as cheesey and overused as it is it works. Either they like you or they dont if they dont there are plenty more who will. So to answer your question on how to talk to women be they escort or not is talk to them like you would anyone else

I must have missed that. Anyway I don't think anybody needs any video, just like Doozer says be yourself...There is always some nervousness when I go to see new girl but it all goes away the moment I enter the apartment. Escorts are really cool people - at least the ones I have met...

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Originally Posted by pablo_23

Was it posted? I must have missed that.

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The Eejit's Guide to Escorts in Ireland, for new and first-time Irish escort clients - Escort Ireland

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

This was already posted on E-I, it's really only funny the first time you view it.

You know something? I'd like if there was an *actual* video tutorial about it. I mean, how to pick up the phone and sound super cool instead of anxious/nervous, what to do when you get there, how to look and what to say. Movies and tv dramas have plenty of relationships in them, but not the escort-client type... and of course their portrayal of escorting is a farce and no "cool hero guy" is going to be picking up prostitutes in them, especially not like how it actually is.

There's the eejits guide to punting, but that's really basic. It doesn't show how to punt without looking like an eejit.... like for instance it doesn't say anything about hotels. You could nearly write a book on punter etiquette and relationships with escorts.

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My video will be in all good video shops soon. You basically need to adopt a method acting approach.....think Sean Connery, Roger Moore, David Niven, Ray Milland, George Saunders, Stewart Granger....perfect the walk and the body language, the smile and air of confidence. Write a good script for yourself and practice in front of the mirror.

Don't try the Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro, Danny DeVito, Al Pacino or James Gandolfini approach.....you'll just come across as a pimp or mafioso. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by luther

The Eejit's Guide to Escorts in Ireland, for new and first-time Irish escort clients - Escort Ireland

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I think he was talking about the video being posted.

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

I think he was talking about the video being posted.

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Exactly.................