I can eat toe nail clippings

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11-12-10, 22:50
OnlyMe

I can eat toe nail clippings

I'm just back from dinner.
I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.
11-12-10, 22:59
Lucy Chambers

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Originally Posted by OnlyMe

I'm just back from dinner.
I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.

I told you to tell no one :)
11-12-10, 23:09
herodotus

Is this a joke??

How do you know when to look for the clippings? Is it just cause your neighbour looks well. If they didn look well would you onot be interested in eating them.

Jaysus, I hope this is a joke. The thought of someone rooting through a bin looking for toe nail clippings is a bit much.

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Originally Posted by OnlyMe

I'm just back from dinner.
I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.
11-12-10, 23:15
Rayden

Dr Zoidberg put it best regarding eating toenails: "A feast is a feast."
11-12-10, 23:20
warmcome

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Originally Posted by OnlyMe

I'm just back from dinner.
I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.

on a scale of possible depravity 1-10? its a 2!
11-12-10, 23:20
OnlyMe

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Originally Posted by herodotus

Is this a joke??

How do you know when to look for the clippings? Is it just cause your neighbour looks well. If they didn look well would you onot be interested in eating them.

Jaysus, I hope this is a joke. The thought of someone rooting through a bin looking for toe nail clippings is a bit much.

My point is she bored me by agreeing with everything I said. Everything.
She told me some weird stuff.
Waste of time, next time I'll go for the chocolate star
11-12-10, 23:23
benin

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Originally Posted by OnlyMe

My point is she bored me by agreeing with everything I said. Everything.
She told me some weird stuff.
Waste of time, next time I'll go for the chocolate star

what fool would agree with everything you say? lol
11-12-10, 23:25
OnlyMe

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Originally Posted by benin

what fool would agree with everything you say? lol

Thank you, my point exactly.
I think.
11-12-10, 23:26
Lucy Chambers

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Originally Posted by benin

what fool would agree with everything you say? lol

An imaginary fool..:)
11-12-10, 23:29
benin

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

An imaginary fool..:)

how much do they charge?
11-12-10, 23:34
Lucy Chambers

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Originally Posted by benin

how much do they charge?

Come on, this is OnlyMe. 80 imaginary euro per four hours.
11-12-10, 23:35
OnlyMe

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Come on, this is OnlyMe. 80 imaginary euro per four hours.

I'm not answering that. It will only upset you
11-12-10, 23:35
benin

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Come on, this is OnlyMe. 80 imaginary euro per four hours.

80..ffs thats a rip off...only last week i met an imaginary lady 40 euro for 6 hours...and she cooked lunch after.
11-12-10, 23:37
herodotus

I am afraid yous are all being ripped off as I spent a whole night with two imagnary friends and they even paid for the brekfeast in the morning.

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Originally Posted by benin

80..ffs thats a rip off...only last week i met an imaginary lady 40 euro for 6 hours...and she cooked lunch after.
11-12-10, 23:39
OnlyMe

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Originally Posted by benin

80..ffs thats a rip off...only last week i met an imaginary lady 40 euro for 6 hours...and she cooked lunch after.

.........

:-)