Escorts - North Korean Style

AH yes - Ireland- land of comely maidens at the crossroads (escorts at the red cow inn apartments), well, fellow punters other nations do it their way.

Look at the picture below, this is a guy visiting a escort agency in North Korea, look at the class there, first of all the escorts all wear uniforms! (in fact everybody in North Korea wears uniforms- except the secret police).
And escorts dont publish what their favorites are (GFE, Watersports, CIM), no, there wear qualification badges on their uniforms! - Look at the escort second from left- she is qualified in OWO and sex toys!
And when the punter goes there it s not like here- the escort not answering her phone- the escorts dont have phones! You just walk in pass the barbed wire, guard dogs and machine gun towers, and you get a chance to pick a escort! Thats what this guy is doing, the downside is they all look the same.
And the escorts work 24/7, yes the luckey North Korean punters call get a quicky on the way to work, not like us here.
The escorts work all the time - except during the 3 times weekly Nuclear attack drills.

So there you go punters- why not move to North Korea? Get Escorts like these, go to Ryanair and make your booking now, theres only 1 way available (nobody allowed out of North Korea).;)