I just logged in to say hello to you all, I haven't been on line for a while as I have to divide my time up on all the other escort sites, it wouldn't be fair if I didn't share my excellent posting skills around. I've just had the most wonderful wank, in actual fact a series of wanks to celebrate our German friends conquering the Brits in such fine style, it was indeed a fine hammering they were given. So wishing you all a wonderful evening and lots of punts.
God bless. xx
Celebratory Wank.
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28-06-10, 17:10IcantstopwankingCelebratory Wank.
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28-06-10, 17:26desperate dan
Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop because it is plain for all to see that you are one fucking TOSSER.- God bless u 2 !
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28-06-10, 17:36IcantstopwankingThat was desperately funny Dan, love the pun, go and treat yourself to some cow pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by desperate dan
http://pieclub.co.uk/images/cowpie.jpg
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28-06-10, 17:46desperate dan
As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just that matey , if only you knew how big a fat bastard I am.heh heh heh !
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28-06-10, 18:42kingbill
I think you have the right idea there, both of you
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28-06-10, 19:45desperate dan
Thanx King (breakdancin) Bill, feel free to join our club as I`me sure I can recognise a fellow WANKER when I see one !
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28-06-10, 19:56aml
Good to hear from,glad you have graced us with your presence again......:D:D:D:D
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29-06-10, 10:34IcantstopwankingA Song for Dan.Quote:
Originally Posted by desperate dan
Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes need emptying,
from wank to wank and trickling down her backside.
The Summers going and my cock's not dying,
'Tis you, 'Tis you must go and have a wank.
But cum ye back when Summers in the meadow,
and have a lovely wank and make a big pile of snow.
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you cum, your cock will be dying,
and I am dead as dead I may well be.
You'll cum and find the place where I am wanking,
and kneel and say "Ave" one for me.
This is just yet another example of my pure genious in posting!
God bless. xx