"BONKING CRISIS" The Sun Newspaper
THE SUN, Friday, October 3, 2008
Call girls offer cut-price vice
One girl dubbing herself "sexy naomi" has halved her price to 200 euro for an hour of sex.
The blonde 25-year old, who describes herself as having a "magnetic personality", posted a message on the board saying "1 HOUR 200 euros- only till Recession finished".
Punters on the website were particulary interested in Naomi´s deal. One man named Feargal wrote: "This is the best offer I have seen"
I am only doing 1 hour work now from 200 euro only till Recession finished
I am not doing any 30 minutes anymore at the moment sorry about that.
My phone is 0870690369 I will be in Dublin till the 16/10/2008 only few days left so hurry!!
Just came back from two weeks holidays and my friend show me the newspaper article :eek: I have had my 15 minutes of fame:rolleyes:
Exactly Westie Agree with you
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westside
Alot of these papers sell based on half naked pics or sex scandals,that and sticking their noses into ppls private affairs with very little given to real life crisis.I wonder how much time thye will give to the banks passing their losses of the gov charge on bail outs over on the tax payer?When Brian announces his budget aimed at tightening things further for some ppl who struggle as it is,will they attack that?Will they give us a report after say just six months on how the budget is affecting the elderly living on their own or how many extra homeless ppl will be on our sts?How about Brian start with the dual abode allowance and filter down from there.Seriously when it comes to tighetning the belts the ppl in the low classes are the last that should be hit but nope the newspapers wont speand much if any on stuff like that,instead this celeb is riding that celeb and some donkey playing with his balls in a filed somewhere.
I mean the hypocracy is fuckin unreal.Just look at the Sunday newspapers which they sell outside any church.WTF?Seriously a priest gives someone a lecture on being a better person and then they still allow papers basing their sales on sex and soft porn to be sold outside the church?Dont ride thy neighbours wife and oh by the way ,have a look at page three of the paper on your way out?
Welcome to heaven,free porn mag to all those who enter before Xmas.What a load of bollox.
Get out of here and focus on real issues,
Westside.
Thats exactly what I meant that it is easy to be a journo these days why even go to school and study then they are supposed to be reporting on worldwide events blah blah blah blah yet they just go onto fprums and take material from there. Certainly even a school kid could report then if thats the case xx
Just look at the ladoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Alyssa Jenkins
Thats exactly what I meant that it is easy to be a journo these days why even go to school and study then they are supposed to be reporting on worldwide events blah blah blah blah yet they just go onto fprums and take material from there. Certainly even a school kid could report then if thats the case xx
he is in college doing some advanced masters in only god knows what so he can come out and count for a living or even better,count those that are counting.
Have that count done yet lads?
Yes we have 55 Mr Ladoooooooooooooo
Good just stand still now lads.
Right 11 of you.Ok lads you may go home but go out the back way.9.30 in the moring is a bit early.
Oh thank you very much Mr Ladooooooooooooooooooooooo, we thought it couldnt get any better after leaving at 10.00 yesterday.See you tommorrow.
Hey lads,i might have a lie in torrowow,a mid week siesta.Make it in at 12.45,that will,give us a 1/4 of an hour to dicuss lunch.
Great Mr ladooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Gottta love ladoooooooooo,
Westside.
Forget the Recession it only makes one fat
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experienced punter
Well Sexy Naomi u did say u would have those prices till the recession ends- I Have news for u our economists say the recession will last at least into the middle of 2009;)
Never mind the Recession
Fuck the Recession!!!!!!!
I have another more important issues to deal with than the Recession in Europe.
I must lose some weigth 5 to 8 kilos as my normal weigth must be 46 kilos and I am weighing 58 kilos at the moment...so I am in a weight battle with myself at the moment.
I have to admit that I love my food and I do eat loads more than any of you can imagine
as a good farmer´s daugther:D I love you Daddy Thank you for giving me a healthy appetite....(uhmmm ferrero roche chocolates & the irish hand made chocolates from Butlers something?, chips & mayonaise, fizzy drinks, wine, whole grain bread with kerrygold butter, steak with loads of pepper sauce ummm:p FUCK I AM FUCKED!!!!!!
I need a personal trainer and a food brain wash nutrionist ASAP!!!!!!!
My point is, My daddy brought me up with all those wholesome farm vegetables from our land and healthy home made food or seafood from the local fishermen, & meat products from local butchers that now sometimes I crave for junk food because I never had this junk yummy fast food things when I was young growing up.
So now I live by myself in the heart of Dublin city centre, I make some money of what is left from the current Recession and I am surrounded by temptation and sometimes it is difficult for me to resist temptation when passing through the City Centre......:o
And yeah..., I know all my good intentions and my membership of my posh gym in Dublin are of no benefit to me at the moment as I use it to relax by the swimming pool chairs after feasting on tasty high calorie food......BUT REMEMBER GUYS I AM GETTING MY ACT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS YOU SHALL ALL SEE COMING SOON THE ALL NEW SVELTE "SEXY NAOMI"
AS MY NEW PICS (COMING SOON) SHALL BEAR TESTIMONY TO:cool: