Today's day is

International country music day


YEE HAW

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Originally Posted by redforever

International country music day


YEE HAW

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Here red, can ye skeelde??

https://youtu.be/edhsGVes6sA

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Here red, can ye skeelde??

https://youtu.be/edhsGVes6sA

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No but I can yodel :p

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Originally Posted by redforever

No but I can yodel :p

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Keep er lit the baye ye

https://youtu.be/gamFGxJWNUs

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Originally Posted by mushi

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those
who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means
'put down.'"
-- Bob Newhart

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I am now country music's most recent aficionado.

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Here red, can ye skeelde??

https://youtu.be/edhsGVes6sA

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Wtf is skeelde?
Ok, I'll go ask Bongo, the Ulster-Scots expert.

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Originally Posted by alcatel

Wtf is skeelde?
Ok, I'll go ask Bongo, the Ulster-Scots expert.

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Thaun clampet wouldney knaw Ulster Scots if it com gurryin up the loanen an bate him in the bake

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Thaun clampet wouldney knaw Ulster Scots if it com gurryin up the loanen an bate him in the bake

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Aye.
(presume that is an Ulster-Scots word) .

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Originally Posted by imageman81

I know personal taste is very subjective, but I'd probably rather somebody fart repeatedly into my eardrums then listen to a country music song.

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Moved to client requests

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Originally Posted by imageman81

I know personal taste is very subjective, but I'd probably rather somebody fart repeatedly into my eardrums then listen to a country music song.

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Woah. I'm up for a wind up and a carry on as much as the next man. But you Sir just crossed the line.

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Originally Posted by imageman81

By the way if anyone here starts offering that service on their favourites, my cut is a modest 15%. I'm fair like that.

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A Chinese woman was doing a 69er and farted in the guys face...She said (self.funny)

Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss.

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A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

A Chinese woman was doing a 69er and farted in the guys face...She said (self.funny)

Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss.

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A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"

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William. . Have you got a coat handy ?

What governing body deteremines these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shmyrS9RgEM