Do you find it hard to write reviews?

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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Keep them simple and short

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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Yup, I feel a bit odd doing it too. I'm constantly second guessing in case I might have accidentally written something derogatory.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Keep them simple and short

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I find it hard to write simple and short when it comes to reviews, I wish I could master a more efficient use of the language but I can't.

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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Hiya Mr. Bird :) x

Are you talking about your latest posted Review from 2 months ago ?

Xx

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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but youre not though, youre reviewing the service, like ya know...the service provider.
people obsess about 'using' escorts but if they got down off the white high horse they might see that escorting is a service not an object, and that services are indeed 'used'
"the plumber was in, I got a plumber ect. granted people generally dont say we used a plumber, (unless asked a question for example which starts with how and is about plumbing..."how did you do the _______________ in the attic?" "we used a plumber" ) but they do say I got a plumber. you also 'get' an escort and 'use' their services.

the point, you review the service she provides not her, except your subjective opinion of how attractive she was to you , her likeness to the pictures on her ad at the time, and how her location (place) was.

think objectively, try not to introduce bias, you can be harsh but be fair too. if you got ripped off (as you feel) then dont do the equivilant of just calling her a cunt, say why it was good/shit....the service and location remember...not her ;)

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Hiya Mr. Bird :) x

Are you talking about your latest posted Review from 2 months ago ?

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Hi Stephenie ☺
No its actually about my most recent review 1 hour ago (Kimera Ross) it's up on the escorts reviews page but not yet on my profile.
I wrote and rewrote that review but still don't think it does the lady justice.
I just don't have the command of English I wish I had.

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Originally Posted by funlover12

but youre not though, youre reviewing the service, like ya know...the service provider.
people obsess about 'using' escorts but if they got down off the white high horse they might see that escorting is a service not an object, and that services are indeed 'used'
"the plumber was in, I got a plumber ect. granted people generally dont say we used a plumber, (unless asked a question for example which starts with how and is about plumbing..."how did you do the _______________ in the attic?" "we used a plumber" ) but they do say I got a plumber. you also 'get' an escort and 'use' their services.

the point, you review the service she provides not her, except your subjective opinion of how attractive she was to you , her likeness to the pictures on her ad at the time, and how her location (place) was.

think objectively, try not to introduce bias, you can be harsh but be fair too. if you got ripped off (as you feel) then dont do the equivilant of just calling her a cunt, say why it was good/shit....the service and location remember...not her ;)

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I take your point in just find it easier to review a plumber than an escort that's all.

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

Hi Stephenie ☺
No its actually about my most recent review 1 hour ago (Kimera Ross) it's up on the escorts reviews page but not yet on my profile.
I wrote and rewrote that review but still don't think it does the lady justice.
I just don't have the command of English I wish I had.

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That's because your a bird :p
Nothing wrong with the review imho , well written

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

That's because your a bird :p
Nothing wrong with the review imho , well written

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I was just reading them now and they are all well written.
Don't be too hard on yourself as I think what was wrong with
you is she was so good and you liked her so much you find
it hard to put in to words but I think we got the picture.

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Originally Posted by funlover12

but youre not though, youre reviewing the service, like ya know...the service provider.
people obsess about 'using' escorts but if they got down off the white high horse they might see that escorting is a service not an object, and that services are indeed 'used'
"the plumber was in, I got a plumber ect. granted people generally dont say we used a plumber, (unless asked a question for example which starts with how and is about plumbing..."how did you do the _______________ in the attic?" "we used a plumber" ) but they do say I got a plumber. you also 'get' an escort and 'use' their services.

the point, you review the service she provides not her, except your subjective opinion of how attractive she was to you , her likeness to the pictures on her ad at the time, and how her location (place) was.

think objectively, try not to introduce bias, you can be harsh but be fair too. if you got ripped off (as you feel) then dont do the equivilant of just calling her a cunt, say why it was good/shit....the service and location remember...not her ;)

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I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" ;) !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so :) ? X

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I take your point in just find it easier to review a plumber than an escort that's all.

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but youre not getting it still if so, the point is you remove bias and are left with the facts, clients want to know the facts as you report them unfolding. Once you realise you are no longer reviewing a person as such you can be talking without bias and without guilt, its merely your opinion of a meeting. reviews are for CLIENTS and NOT escorts, yes escorts can benefit from them, but thats not the point, youre reviewing your personal experience with her, nothing else. say what you see. Its not the schoool yard, plus if "shes having a bad day" then thats no excuse as such, remember you are reporting facts, not hoping the escort will fall in love with you......or are yous :scratchchin:

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" ;) !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so :) ? X

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Dear Ombudsman,

My plumber just took advantage of me :(



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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" ;) !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so :) ? X

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its clear you are also missing the point, and are again finding things to be offended about (while yet again shoe horning another plug in) therefore you are incabable of removing bias from the equation and so your points are null and void :)

"they did/did not turn up on time, after rining around for quotes I found their rates reasonable/unreasonable. they did/did not do the job in a timely manner, it was a good/bad job.

ect :)

Did not see it yet bird,but I aml sure it's fine as your reviews are .But agreed its very hard to review a lady on here, they do have feelings(well most) but they read them as well. I think if you don't go over on the length and grammar it's fine.
I have only done a handful but the girls were crackers,never really had a bad experience as I have said have walked away a few times though. But unless woman was phyco would not leave a red.
Won't be doing anymore anyway

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Dear Ombudsman,

I plumber just took advantage of me :(



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Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service :lmao: ;) ? X

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Originally Posted by funlover12

its clear you are also missing the point, and are again finding things to be offended about (while yet again shoe horning another plug in) therefore you are incabable of removing bias from the equation and so your points are null and void :)

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I am the farthest of the farthest of the farthest of being 'Offended' in the least lol !!

I am merely having a jest . Having a bit of Fun , if you will -- Funlover :) xx

Nothing to be offended about :) --->> opinions and observations. : we ALL have them :hug: xxx



Lighten up , will ya ? Don't look for offence where none was meant nor delivered . !

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

That's because your a bird :p
Nothing wrong with the review imho , well written

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Where is it so !??? :) ! Xxx

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I am the farthest of the farthest of the farthest of being 'Offended' in the least lol !!

I am merely having a jest . Having a bit of Fun , if you will -- Funlover :) xx

Nothing to be offended about :) --->> opinions and observations. : we ALL have them :hug: xxx



Lighten up , will ya ? Don't look for offence where none was meant nor delivered . !

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:eek: oh I didnt see that reply coming, oh no, not at all :D

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" ;) !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so :) ? X

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service :lmao: ;) ? X

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I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic :)

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic :)

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Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' :) x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' :flirt: xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed :lmao: ;) xxx

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Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Excellent tout. :p

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Sir.

I speak the truth. And nothing but the truth :flirt: x :p x :D xx

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Where is it so !??? :) ! Xxx

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It's on the escorts reviews page xxxx

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' :) x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' :flirt: xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed :lmao: ;) xxx

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no, its not, its about twisting stuff to suit an agenda, I dont have one (just being factual, I have no skin in the game or a horse running in this race) therefore my opinion is non bias, you on the other hand are the horse and the commentator and by definition are biast :P

boil it down to a question then, what exactly is your problem with realising you are a service provider?

do you not understand the person providing the service is immune to whatever is said or should be (but this also requires the readers to understand that there is a difference between a service and a person) if they are very self conscious and in denial about things well there will be no telling them, and. will be alot like talking to a wall. in short......no actually just no, I dont care enough :dance:

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

It's on the escorts reviews page xxxx

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Clever you lol :) -- excellent thread 'product placement' ;) :hug:

She sounds lovely :love4: xx












* 'product placement' is jargon --- not implying anything inappropriate , it's just a turn of words xxx

Very Much So

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Originally Posted by funlover12

no, its not, its about twisting stuff to suit an agenda, I dont have one (just being factual, I have no skin in the game or a horse running in this race) therefore my opinion is non bias, you on the other hand are the horse and the commentator and by definition are biast :P

boil it down to a question then, what exactly is your problem with realising you are a service provider?

do you not understand the person providing the service is immune to whatever is said or should be (but this also requires the readers to understand that there is a difference between a service and a person) if they are very self conscious and in denial about things well there will be no telling them, and. will be alot like talking to a wall. in short......no actually just no, I dont care enough :dance:

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I can't treat or review and escort the same way I would another service it is just to personal of an act.
I may be able to do it with massage but full sex NO !
It just seems wrong to me maybe I am old fashioned. ......

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Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

I don't know what your on about I just read a few of your reviews & they are top class. Please don't be tempted to start writing novels because I find that less then helpful especially when most of the info would be subjective.

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Thanks for the compliment your don't throw many my way pmsl

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Originally Posted by funlover12

no, its not, its about twisting stuff to suit an agenda, I dont have one (just being factual, I have no skin in the game or a horse running in this race) therefore my opinion is non bias, you on the other hand are the horse and the commentator and by definition are biast :P

boil it down to a question then, what exactly is your problem with realising you are a service provider?

do you not understand the person providing the service is immune to whatever is said or should be (but this also requires the readers to understand that there is a difference between a service and a person) if they are very self conscious and in denial about things well there will be no telling them, and. will be alot like talking to a wall. in short......no actually just no, I dont care enough :dance:

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: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .




I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx "

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I can't treat or review and escort the same way I would another service it is just to personal of an act.
I may be able to do it with massage but full sex NO !
It just seems wrong to me maybe I am old fashioned. ......

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theres an option for them to have 'no sexually explicit reviews' sounds like you want the same so just act like you have that barring order on her review and start writing then ;)

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

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: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .




I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx "

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and the point is?

that black isnt white or apples are not in fact oranges?

are going to say anything of substance or just more marketing waffle?

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Originally Posted by funlover12

and the point is?

that black isnt white or apples are not in fact oranges?

are going to say anything of substance or just more marketing waffle?

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:wave:

Would blow you a kiss , but there's no Smiley for it :o

L m a o x

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

That's because your a bird :p
Nothing wrong with the review imho , well written

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Thanks pal 😆

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' :) x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' :flirt: xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed :lmao: ;) xxx

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I agree. I'm always more interested in reviews where women aren't treated like a commodity.
However I should also mention that a good pair of earphones will make me write a Mills & Boons novel.

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Clever you lol :) -- excellent thread 'product placement' ;) :hug:

She sounds lovely :love4: xx












* 'product placement' is jargon --- not implying anything inappropriate , it's just a turn of words xxx

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Would prefer if you did not refer to her as a "product" thank you ❤

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Originally Posted by The dirt bird

I have been finding it harder recently to write reviews. I feel it is fair to other guys and escorts to give a fair review. But something feels strange about reviewing another human being.
Is it just me or is the process a difficult one ?
After reading my most recent review it still don't feel it does the young lady justice but it's the best in can do.
Maybe I should have paid more attention in school some guys seem to get it just right.

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Excellent reviews, thank you for sharing your experiences.
It's always good to find a genuine viewer who's reviews can referenced before making a booking.

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Originally Posted by Wicklow Biker Boy

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Excellent reviews, thank you for sharing your experiences.
It's always good to find a genuine viewer who's reviews can referenced before making a booking.

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Thank you.

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Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12

If you're getting hard writing reviews, you better see another escort ;)

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I've found the perfect escort thanks ! the only problem im having is describing the experience in plain English. 😀