This is a fictional account of what might happen if the New Law comes in!!
Just something to brighten up this damp and dreary morning :)
My apologies in advance for any spelling or grammatical errors!!
Garda; Excuse me Sir, can I ask where you’re going?
Best Before; You can…
Garda; Where are you going?
Best Before; Into those apartments there.
Garda; Who are you going to see?
Best Before; A friend.
Garda; I See.. What’s his or her Name?
Best Before; Sophie.
Garda; And second Name?
Best Before; Sophie Ex.
Garda; So you’re going to Visit an Escort!!
Best Before; What do you mean Garda?
Garda; Oh Nothing, so what apartment does she stay in?
Best Before; I don’t know, she hasn’t told me yet!!
Garda; That’s a bit strange don’t you think?
Best Before; Not really, she’s a big tease…
Garda; So you say, she’s your friend but you have never meet her before!!
Best Before; I have met her before just not in these apartments. The last time was in a luxury apartment in the center of Dublin.
Garda; So she’s a touring Escort!!
Best Before; What do you mean?...
Garda; Ahh…
Best Before; She travels around on Business.
Garda; Ohh I see, and what’s her line of business?
Best Before; Sales.
Garda; And what does she sell?
Best Before; She could sell shoes!!
Garda; Okay, and Can I ask what’s in the bag?
Best Before; Shoes…
Garda; And why does she want more shoes?
Best Before; You really don’t know anything about women do you Garda!!!
Garda; Ahh I’m married I will have you know?
Best Before; Happily??
Garda; ENOUGH, I ask the questions around here.. why are you giving her shoes?
Best Before; It’s her Birthday…. again.
Garda; Okay, and what’s age is she?
Best Before; Still 28!!
Garda; How could she still be 28?
Best Before; I will let you ask her that!!
Garda; Hum Okay… Sooo where did you meet her?
Best Before; Online.
Garda; So you meet her on Escort Ireland!!
Best Before; What’s Escort Ireland?
Garda; Jeez…
Best Before; Are we near finished here Garda I’m on the Clock!!
Garda; Just a few more questions!! Where does she come from?
Best Before; England and Poland mainly !!
Garda; How can she be from 2 different places?
Best Before; You better ask her Garda!!
Garda; You’re a bit of a smart arse, aren’t you?
Best Before; Do you want me to answer that Garda?
Garda; No… A few more questions and you can be on your way. What’s in the Envelope?
Best Before; Cash
Garda; So you’re going to pay for sex!!
Best Before; What do you mean!!!!
Garda; FORGET IT… What’s the cash for? Humour me!!
Best Before; It’s for showering and Laundry!!
Garda; Wait… You have to use her shower?
Best Before; Yes she always insists I take a shower when I visit her, I don’t know what it is… I think she might have a bit of that OCD or something!!
Garda; Right I seeeee…. And the laundry costs.
Best Before; It’s to pay for the towels I use to dry myself obviously, although the price she charges I could have several hundred showers at home and at least 20 trips to the launderette for the same price!! Next time I should get her to do an Outcall.
Garda; OUTCALL, you just said OUTCALL!!
Best Before; NO… I said… I should get her… to call out to me next time!! Is everything okay Officer?
Garda; So you’re not going in there to visit an Escort to pay for Sex?
Best Before; What do you mean!!!!!!!!
Garda; Sigh… Be on your way and have a good day.
Best Before; Don’t worry I will Garda :)
Garda; Prick….