has any escort or punter experienced one while punting
awkward/embreassing moments
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15-05-16, 13:54ilovepussy123awkward/embreassing moments
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15-05-16, 13:58Pinkeye
Was leaving an meeting with a lady one time, walked out her door and into the lift, old woman calls for me, think "oh shit, rumbled here", stop and look at her, she's got bags of rubbish and just wanted a hand bringing them down....phew! Had a nice chat with her in the lift.:)
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15-05-16, 14:24homer65
No but recently was with an escort and in walked her escort flat mate half dressed and looking for something - she was with another client! I'd no idea there were 2 girls in the place! It was quite sexy really as my escort started talking about how lovely her pals t.ts were! Thankfully I didn't meet other punter!!
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17-05-16, 10:17ilovepussy123did she have false teeth lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Pinkeye
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17-05-16, 10:27JAMESCORK
Was with a girl a week or so ago, she was just back from a sun holiday and I was admiring her tanned boobies... I said in jest...
"OMG, were you topless? Does your mummy know you go topless?..."
"My mum died last year..."
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17-05-16, 11:01Pinkeye
Ha ha, didn't ask
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17-05-16, 11:49joe00
A fart slipped out when getting a rimjob before.
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17-05-16, 12:13ladiesman217Why the fuck were you talking about her mother you stupid old Corkonian fart when your mouth should have been busy playing with same tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
Corkers! FFS, total planks.... -
17-05-16, 12:49JAMESCORKI know.... but I had opted for an hour long visit... I needed to kill time...Quote:
Originally Posted by ladiesman217
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17-05-16, 13:35hadaway
Having to improvise when had to use her loo and no loo roll, wow was great, i actually felt like MacGyver
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17-05-16, 13:37ilovepussy123did use your socks lolQuote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
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17-05-16, 13:41hadawayactually no i couldn't as it only came on me when i was totally stripped off so has to dash off quicklyQuote:
Originally Posted by ilovepussy123
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17-05-16, 13:51alcatel
My most embarrassing moment was when I was caught taking Bollocks ssssssseses newly designed electric blanket, sex doll for a test drive.
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17-05-16, 14:21joe00Was your trunk on the loose or did you put your jocks back on? Are you one of those bedsheet soilers that escorts are forced to put up with?Quote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
I blocked an escort's toilet before and the water was up at the rim. Made a swift exit before she copped it. :O -
17-05-16, 15:14mr gear
[QUOTE=JAMESCORK;1762634]Was with a girl a week or so ago, she was just back from a sun holiday and I was admiring her tanned boobies... I said in jest...
"OMG, were you topless? Does your mummy know you go topless?..."
"My mum died
All this talk of boobies getting u into trouble :) -
17-05-16, 17:08SteveB
We can all screw up and embarrass ourselves.
http://news.sky.com/story/1697663/ca...-facebook-post -
17-05-16, 17:42hadawayNope, as I was flicking quickly through the daily paper on the throne while at the same time contemplating my next move, I spotted Frances Fitzgerald smiling back up at me, I winked at her and said you'll do :)Quote:
Originally Posted by joe00
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17-05-16, 17:44WolverineProbably the most useful thing she's ever done.Quote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
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17-05-16, 20:28hadawayshe does me a good turn that day, got me out of a holeQuote:
Originally Posted by Wolverine
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17-05-16, 21:25Barney RubbleHope you didn't stuff it with bog roll & set it alight you prankster !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by joe00
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17-05-16, 21:41joe00Her front entrance or exit? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce
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28-05-16, 12:19ilovepussy123now I know who messed up that once lovely bathroom lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
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28-05-16, 15:42AbidingPond
I couldn't cum. We were both just sitting afterwards and it was just awkward as hell.
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28-05-16, 15:53Rocker123
One time the fire alarm went off in the hotel during an appointment. We stopped (as you do) and laughed. What to do.. Typical Irish... I said keep going until we smell smoke.
Later she said that we were so hot together we set the fire alarm off. I like that girl.
On another occasion all the fuses tripped in the apartment during a booking. All the lights went out etc. There were a number of girls in the apartment and they all came into the living room in the dark in a bit of a panic. I was here with them in my boxers. I went and found the fuse board and sorted the trip switches. All of the girls were ever so grateful to me. :rolleyes: -
28-05-16, 15:55bettercallsaulGo into graphic details about how grateful the girls were.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker123
MAYBE IT'S JUST MY DIRTY MIND....AGAIN!!!!! -
28-05-16, 15:57Rocker123They all thanked me in a very special way.Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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28-05-16, 15:58bettercallsaulDid they at least laugh at you in your boxers? (my bad)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker123
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28-05-16, 15:59Rocker123No because the boxers were removed very shortly after the lights came back on. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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28-05-16, 16:00bettercallsaulThat's not the graphic detail I wanted :vomit:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker123
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28-05-16, 16:02Rocker123They were on their knees thanking me! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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28-05-16, 16:03bettercallsaulWhat were they wearing? ffs it's like trying to pull hens teeth!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker123
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28-05-16, 16:04Rocker123Before or after? They wore smiles!Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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28-05-16, 16:06bettercallsaulhttp://s2.quickmeme.com/img/22/22785...002fde8112.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Rocker123
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28-05-16, 18:27easygo
got lost one time going out from appointment and ended up at back door of apartment block which was remote controlled from the apartment .had to ring the lady to ask to let me out .felt really embarassed
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04-06-16, 10:27ilovepussy123I hate when that happensQuote:
Originally Posted by easygo