maybe happened maybe didnt

Little April was asleep in class
The teacher decided to try and catch her out and asks her to tell he" who created the universe",when April didnt answer,her little friend johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen,
"GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April
A little later April was dozing again so the teacher asks her "who is our saviour"
Johnny prods her again and April shouts "JESUS CHRIST"
The teacher is more determined than ever to catch her asleep so she asks "April
what did Eve say to Adam after she had their 23rd child" Johnny comes to the
rescue again and prods her with the pen and April screams "IF YOU STICK THAT
FUCKING THING IN ME ONCE MORE,ILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP
YOUR ARSE!!!!" the teacher fainted:p:p:p