Lesbians of Ireland - I love you
(Or at least I think that's what the pope said back in 79 when he 'toured' here) :eek::D
Now something has come to my attention here at farmers browns happy hen house and its this...
There is a rumor going round and I don’t know who started it that M & C are…….
Lesbians!!! :confused::confused::confused:
I know I know mad isn’t it?
Us men want them for ourselves so I feel it only fair to let you know and so you can look elsewhere.
While I have all you lesbians attention btw can I ask why on earth would you ever have thought they where?. I mean they don’t say it on ad or anything or have I missed that. :o
Happy carpet munching to one and all and if any of you need turning back from the dark side just holler an ole eddie will have you hetero in a heartbeat or yur money back an I’ll die trying. :D
This message brought to you by the concerned and rather protective of our little Latin lesbian lovelies men (& 1 rooster) of Ireland.
Ps
I would have put this in soap land but homophobic troll’s should not be fed.
Women of Ireland!!! Come dance with me……:)
Yur cup runeth over!!! :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fiona
This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,
for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,
and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!! ;)
Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)
Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!
I took a sip from the furry cup
She looked at me an said what’s up
My retort I thought was cool and hip
Not mean to sip but carpet trip
That fine my dear she smiled and said
But while your there say how to fred
He only came to fix a hinge
But tripped as well to land on minge
Will do say’s I and set to thee
Fred and me with quite some glee
Be there till now but for did she
Say lads I’ll have to go and pee
So as she went to tend to task
Ole fred asks ed who wants the bed?
So flip a coin to see who’d get to moana
Twas lucky ed won fair Fiona
Quite the night and wrecked am I
Come here to me I’ll tell no lie
Know now I do which came first
Not egg for sure as damn near burst
She says hey ed, scambled or boiled?
With that I knew me plan was foiled
Says I ta fi will know by morn
Be sure not crack me eggs I warn
Come dawn I crowed to her sweet ear
Sunny side up if you please my dear
With wink and smile she turned for me
A sight not seen in avery
No bird of paradise could quite compare
No plumage as bright as is her hair
They can but squawk and gooble and tweet
But never compete with voice so sweet
For when Fiona is on top form
All others are only just the norm
To know what mean this rooster say
Just do as I, go pay and lay :D