Ever been with a dirty girl ?

Whilst enjoying a rather marvelous breakfast this morning, a work collegue who I had arranged to meet en route for breakfast leaned over the table and out of the blue says to me,

"Have you ever been with a dirty girl ?"

Now what happened next was extraordinary, the coffee in my mouth decided to eject itself in three different directions all at the same time..
Down my windpipe, out my nose and out my mouth !
I may have even wet myself.. I'm still not sure.

The waitress thought she was going to have to perform CPR on me as I couldn't breath for a few moments, I was standing there making a gawping sound.

So anyway when I had gotten a fresh orange juice into me,(I had spat a lovely mouthful of coffee into the one I had) I asked him what he meant and he replyed " You know, a dirty girl.... One that you shag for money"

To which I replied, " I've been with quite a few dirty girls but I can assure you, none of them were in need of a wash ! "

He then told me that this was the local discription for an escort. But then again he lives in Ballygobackwards.

Anyone heard of this before ?

I do hope its in the Christina Aguilara sense of dirty...

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

Whilst enjoying a rather marvelous breakfast this morning, a work collegue who I had arranged to meet en route for breakfast leaned over the table and out of the blue says to me,

"Have you ever been with a dirty girl ?"

Now what happened next was extraordinary, the coffee in my mouth decided to eject itself in three different directions all at the same time..
Down my windpipe, out my nose and out my mouth !
I may have even wet myself.. I'm still not sure.

The waitress thought she was going to have to perform CPR on me as I couldn't breath for a few moments, I was standing there making a gawping sound.

So anyway when I had gotten a fresh orange juice into me,(I had spat a lovely mouthful of coffee into the one I had) I asked him what he meant and he replyed " You know, a dirty girl.... One that you shag for money"

To which I replied, " I've been with quite a few dirty girls but I can assure you, none of them were in need of a wash ! "

He then told me that this was the local discription for an escort. But then again he lives in Ballygobackwards.

Anyone heard of this before ?

I do hope its in the Christina Aguilara sense of dirty...

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Why did he ask you that?
Surely he doesnt know that youre an EI member?

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Why did he ask you that?
Surely he doesnt know that youre an EI member?

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i have been asked that quite a bit over the years, it's usually from someone who is new to the game and feels the need to brag that they have been with a beautiful girl

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Why did he ask you that?
Surely he doesnt know that youre an EI member?

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No he certainly doesn't. And wouldn't be a computer user, no fear there.

But he's quite a close friend too and kinda knows that myself and another mate visit escorts, He's thinking about it and was looking for advise.

Put her in on a delicate or wool wash and she will cum out sparkling :D

http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-conte...-2011-10-4.jpg

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Originally Posted by Fiona

Put her in on a delicate or wool wash and she will cum out sparkling :D

http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-conte...-2011-10-4.jpg

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lol wrong thread :p

Also having reviewed my original post I would like to apologise to anyoue that I may have offended.
I do not want the people of Ballygobackwards to accuse me of being racist.

down the country dirty is the opposite of lovely.

obviously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYoFmBagmk

Dirrty :) I could watch this all day.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkM5ovOpHw&feature=related