So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?
Here's a link to a few:
http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html
Chat up lines - do they work
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26-06-11, 17:56Rodney69Chat up lines - do they work
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26-06-11, 17:59skywalker85I dont chat them up, i think its better to feel them up as they seem to enjoy it also :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodney69
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26-06-11, 18:16MorpheusQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodney69
No one has ever tried a "chat up line" on me!:(
My usual chat up line is "Hello". And the usual response is "F*ck off!":confused: (I've tried everything to date and my lines still don't work. Next up - plastic surgery and personality transplant!:p)
Mind you, my fortunes have changed since joining E-I. Nowadays my chat up line (with the ladies here of course) is " Are you free for an hour?" Works a charm everytime. Have not failed to get laid yet!!:D -
26-06-11, 18:21Rodney69Morph, who are you contacting. sounds too good to be true:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Morpheus
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26-06-11, 22:18kelso
they dont really work but they are useful to break the ice and get a quick laugh
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26-06-11, 23:30monster_monster
From the movie Hall Pass:
"You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin."
Also this made me laugh as it's just so shit:
"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard" -
26-06-11, 23:31monster_monsterdo you know what else can break the ice? a polar bearQuote:
Originally Posted by kelso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
fancy a date?????? -
27-06-11, 03:12TS Jessica Presley
I once used this line at a pub "Hey, want to fuck?" and it worked! :-)
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27-06-11, 05:06dark-knightI have tried that one also and 99% of the time I got a slap in the face but it was worth it for that 1% when it worked.Quote:
Originally Posted by TS Jessica Presley