Its fuck all with them that only speak basic english.
The lady I met yesterday, couldnt understand a word of english.
And I couldn't be bothered leaving a review,
cause it probably wouldn't be published
Time and Companionship?
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20-10-15, 05:55bollocksTime and Companionship?
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20-10-15, 08:34Cosa Nostra
Ive had some good fun using Google Translate on my phone.
Anyway my dog doesn't say much, and she's great company.
Most of the girls declare whether they are proficient in english, sometimes broken english can be fun / interesting.
Reminds me of a girl that I thought said "I want four euro" as I was trying to unclip her bra!!
I was stunned and was going to my jacket for a fiver...
Turns out she was telling me she WON four euro on a scratch card I had included in the envelope! -
20-10-15, 10:12JAMESCORKJaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra
Services price list:
Unclip bra.... €4.00
Remove Knickers... €5.00
Fondle Boobies... €10.00
Play with yer mickey..... €15.00
Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...;)) -
20-10-15, 10:20TiffanyTees100€ to get in if you don't cum 100€ to get outQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
now thats cool .......Tiff x -
20-10-15, 10:52JAMESCORKUncool... Too much mental pressure there Tiff.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TiffanyTees
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20-10-15, 10:54Dick15 euro to play with your own Mickey?Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
I always give myself the five fingered discount :D -
20-10-15, 11:55alcatelMake an effort ffsQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
Learn some Romanian. -
20-10-15, 18:30bollocksAlso her phone kept ringing almost the entire time. Having said that she didnt answer it.Then she tells me after its her friends back home?Quote:
Originally Posted by alcatel
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20-10-15, 23:31alcatelGuess she doesn't know about the vibrate option.Quote:
Originally Posted by bollocks