Mistress or/and Lump sought in north west tomorrow

Party planned for private location in north west of this beautiful isle :) location = sorted, adventurous experienced sexy goddess = sorted, recreational enhancements provided to suitable candidates, medical enhancements sought ? fee paid = yes :) dominatrix ? lump ? pm me asap with cv and open mind ;)

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Originally Posted by smithyjohnny

Party planned for private location in north west of this beautiful isle :) location = sorted, adventurous experienced sexy goddess = sorted, recreational enhancements provided to suitable candidates, medical enhancements sought ? fee paid = yes :) dominatrix ? lump ? pm me asap with cv and open mind ;)

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Right , fuck it , no one else had the balls to ask but I am going to show my ignorance and ask what the fuck is a lump.
I'd say very few of you know but we're too afraid to ask.

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Originally Posted by happygolucky

Right , fuck it , no one else had the balls to ask but I am going to show my ignorance and ask what the fuck is a lump.
I'd say very few of you know but we're too afraid to ask.

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Not afraid, just not bothered. The post makes no sense what so ever, he requests a mistress but yet on his list has "experienced sexy goddess=sorted" which to me would mean he has someone booked, he says "fee paid=yes" which means to me a few has been paid to someone. A mistress and/or lump does not look good, is it a case of he wants a proffessional dominatrix or any old "lump" will do or is it a complete typo and he is looking for a "GImp" to participate in this party.
I do wonder how hard it is to post a request that makes sense so it may have a genuine chance or real replys of interest. Couldn't see the inbox being too full on this one.