Describing One Self

I usually describe myself, when visiting an escort, so that she will know a little about me,,,,,,,,,,,,,like I am so may stones, or kilos, and my height, etc.

Do others do this?

My Good Man!! How could we possibly describe you to an escort. Firstly we wouldn't know who you were going to visit, and secondly we don't know what you look like. LOL.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I usually describe myself, when visiting an escort, so that she will know a little about me,,,,,,,,,,,,,like I am so may stones, or kilos, and my height, etc.

Do others do this?

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I usually describe myself as tall, dark and handsome when on the phone to an escort.

I like to see their look of shock when short, fair and ugly walks in the door.:p

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Originally Posted by alcatel

I usually describe myself as tall, dark and handsome when on the phone to an escort.

I like to see their look of shock when short, fair and ugly walks in the door.:p

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So you Blonde , eh ;) ? :flirt: x

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

So you Blonde , eh ;) ? :flirt: x

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No just dumb!

(Apologies to all blondes and non blonds)

Brown haired in reality.

Irish blonds are a little rare on the ground, until probably some of our E . European residents raise their children here.