A new vice- All advice welcome..

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20-01-09, 18:43
Alec Horan

A new vice- All advice welcome..

I'm at that stage in life where my vices are not giving me that much of a buzz as they used to.:(

Anyone know of a vice that I can newly adopt which is some if not all of the following
-stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive - :p

Thanks Folks !;)

ps I draw the line at Domestos on my Corn Flakes !:D
20-01-09, 18:48
Epsilon

Lawn bowles

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Originally Posted by alechoran

I'm at that stage in life where my vices are not giving me that much of a buzz as they used to.:(

Anyone know of a vice that I can newly adopt which is some if not all of the following
-stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive - :p

Thanks Folks !;)

ps I draw the line at Domestos on my Corn Flakes !:D

You can make loads of new friends.... even ladies..:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

http://www.geocities.com/cfullerton/...bowlgrpalt.jpg
20-01-09, 18:52
Wildthang

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Originally Posted by alechoran

I'm at that stage in life where my vices are not giving me that much of a buzz as they used to.:(

Anyone know of a vice that I can newly adopt which is some if not all of the following
-stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive - :p

Thanks Folks !;)

ps I draw the line at Domestos on my Corn Flakes !:D

You could always go clubbing baby seals to death..... it has all your requirments and you never know you just might meet a nice wooly jumper unemployed protesting
girl on you clubbing trip.
20-01-09, 20:16
Bobby24

Heroin maybe??? that seems to tick all the boxes of ure required new vice:D
20-01-09, 21:15
The Man With No Name

stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive

That would be Elizabeth.
20-01-09, 23:12
Kliati moskali

What about the ancient russian art of sheep shagging with the farmer watching
21-01-09, 08:04
Epsilon

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Originally Posted by The Man With No Name

stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive

That would be Elizabeth.

Especially the Stupid & Dangerous part
21-01-09, 10:04
nicegirlsarenice

Have you tried stirring shit? The viler it is the bigger the rush. :D

Seems to give some of the ladies around here *EHMMLIZCOUGH* a great buzz. :rolleyes:

I'm sure you could find ways of putting money into it... :cool:
21-01-09, 10:10
Epsilon

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Originally Posted by alechoran

I'm at that stage in life where my vices are not giving me that much of a buzz as they used to.:(

Anyone know of a vice that I can newly adopt which is some if not all of the following
-stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive - :p

Thanks Folks !;)

ps I draw the line at Domestos on my Corn Flakes !:D

Alec... Is this what your looking for?
Its not stupid- dangerous-illegal- immoral- expesive or even fattening..just watch your dangly bits when your tightening it...

http://birdhouse.org/blog/images/new_vice.jpg
21-01-09, 12:20
kieree

Solution

Quote:

Originally Posted by alechoran

I'm at that stage in life where my vices are not giving me that much of a buzz as they used to.:(

Anyone know of a vice that I can newly adopt which is some if not all of the following
-stupid- dangerous - illegal - immoral - expensive - :p

Thanks Folks !;)

ps I draw the line at Domestos on my Corn Flakes !:D

Start drinking in the Steering Wheel its all those things you mentioned and also suicidal:D:D:D
21-01-09, 20:22
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by kieree

Start drinking in the Steering Wheel its all those things you mentioned and also suicidal:D:D:D

now all i need is a matching hoodie tracksuit combo !:D

'thats not a knife - THATS a knife !'
21-01-09, 20:23
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by Epsilon

Alec... Is this what your looking for?
Its not stupid- dangerous-illegal- immoral- expesive or even fattening..just watch your dangly bits when your tightening it...

http://birdhouse.org/blog/images/new_vice.jpg

you are taking the word Vice way too literally :)
21-01-09, 20:25
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by Kliati moskali

What about the ancient russian art of sheep shagging with the farmer watching

i did try the ancient clare custom of shagging the farmer while the sheep watched- how she kept her flat cap on was a wonder :confused:
21-01-09, 20:28
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

Have you tried stirring shit? The viler it is the bigger the rush. :D

Seems to give some of the ladies around here *EHMMLIZCOUGH* a great buzz. :rolleyes:

I'm sure you could find ways of putting money into it... :cool:

there are enough wankers here already and i don't have the stamina for bullshit like paws and liz.

Lets hope they both Fuck off soon. This place is completely gone to shit. was funny once but now just plain boring and predictable.
21-01-09, 20:29
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by Epsilon

You can make loads of new friends.... even ladies..:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

http://www.geocities.com/cfullerton/...bowlgrpalt.jpg

which one is your bird eps ?:eek:
21-01-09, 20:33
Alec Horan

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Originally Posted by Wildthang

You could always go clubbing baby seals to death..... it has all your requirments and you never know you just might meet a nice wooly jumper unemployed protesting
girl on you clubbing trip.

not much call for seal clubbing in limerick anymore (ah the good ol' days )

Quiz.

What happened next ?

**photo removed**
21-01-09, 20:36
Alec Horan

** photo removed **

didnt expect that did you ?
21-01-09, 20:54
Patricia

The seal clubbing photos have offended a member of this site. I know they weren't graphic or posted in seriousness, but a lovely lady who normally complains about nothing has found them upsetting, and so I feel it is appropriate to remove them. Thank you.
21-01-09, 21:01
Alec Horan

Can I complain about the complaint ? :)

Anyway. It's all WildThangs fault. He started it.:rolleyes:
21-01-09, 21:04
luther

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Originally Posted by Patricia

The seal clubbing photos have offended a member of this site. I know they weren't graphic or posted in seriousness, but a lovely lady who normally complains about nothing has found them upsetting, and so I feel it is appropriate to remove them. Thank you.

You're right to Roxy.....
Stand up for yourself if you didn't like them photo's....

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