there was this old women who heard a song called two lips and seven kisses.she called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.in dialing she erroneousy called up a gas station ,and asks , "do you have "two lips and seven kisses?"the gas station attendant who answered the phone said,"no but i have two nuts and seven inches"! so the women asked, "is this a record?" ..to which the man replied,"no, its average!":D