I was low and lonely
And I couldn’t sleep a wink
I could only get unconscious
If I had too much to drink
There was somehow something wrong
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head
I needed inspiration
A brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection
But I didn’t want a wife
Then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual
The like I had never seen
Experience something different
With our new imported toy
She’s loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and frizzled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
So I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life
And later, in a moment
that doll became my ‘wife’
I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
But when I’m feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy
She’s like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen
I bounce her in the hall
She’s everything they said she was
And I wear a permanent grin
I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
The joy of the inflatable doll..........but now we have Escort Ireland :D:D:D
Life before escorts
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03-10-10, 17:38ForrestLife before escorts
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03-10-10, 18:03Dirty Harry
yeah i had one of those inflatable dolls it was a load of rubbish i brough it back to the ssx shop and told the guy i want my money back he says to me what seems to be the problem sir i said that doll went down on me he looked surprised and said to me if i had knowing that i would have charged you another 50euro extra..i said thats not what i mean punk i just gave the doll a little love bite and the fucking thing farted and flew out the window lucky my 44magnum was loaded so i managed to shoot it down before the people next door saw it ;);)
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03-10-10, 18:15ForrestI made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
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03-10-10, 18:23roverYou can borrow mine Forrest, she'll make you melt. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
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03-10-10, 18:24Dirty Harrywell that makes me feel a hole lot better you could smell burning rubber with mine also because my arse was moving like a fiddlers elbow i though this was great until the love bite but still the rubber doll is still better than necrophiliac (lol) :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
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03-10-10, 19:13westcorkladQuote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
Could have been worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
At least they didnt explode.
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03-10-10, 19:57Dirty Harrybrilliant :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by westcorklad