The Idiots Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland
Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only :rolleyes:
However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!
Thanks
Pat x
Not always for the money......
Some of us do it 'cos we like the sex, unfortunately as I can only have the one husband at a time, I can have sex with other womens' and get paid for it!!
Grand! :D
It's polite to ask if when you do make a call to a girl if it is a good time to talk - you may have a specific request that you want to discuss and if the girl has picked up the 'phone whilst keeping an eye out for the next client it can be tricky.
Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene.....
Don't turn up hammered, and don't hang around afterwards making a bloody nuisance of yourself (that is a story for another day)
I know both client and girls have a thing about 'clock-watching' Be fair though, some work to a tight schedule, xtra 10 mins - no problem, but don't take the piss, it has a knock on for the next chap.
Erm....
T
xxx
OH Please Try this with me!
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Originally Posted by
Flypan
The most important tip is this: Never pay in advance, wait till the end and discount 30 euros for every service the escort didn't feel like providing and which was advertised in her profile as included... ups!! I've to go now... :cool: don't kick me too hard, you sexy naomi don't say anything wait till we're in the Himalayas...
Any Escort who allows you to pull this stunt deserves to have you treat her like a doormat. Try this with me and after I remove my 42(EUR), 11(US), 8.5(ENG) spiked heel boots out of your upper intestinal tract, and after having kicked your ass across the floor( all for free, of course :D) I would tell you to feck off, fuck off, and go to hell, with a smile, naturally!:p