don't make me laugh

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26-02-10, 17:45
Dirty Harry

don't make me laugh

don't make me laugh ...i had an appointment with an escort wednsday there i was going about my own business had my appointment and drove home afterwards as i decided to take the rest of the day off from work it wasen't till thursday when i arrived at work at my usual early time..all was going well until a good work mate told me that i was the capital conversation in the canteen its been noticed that i take a lot of time off and i always shower before i leave work and come back with an extra spring in my step after my meetings ;) the rumors are is he seeing escorts or is it a married woman but the escorts is the main rumor is escorts i was told this conversation happens everytime i go so.....what would you do fill them with bullshit--or just let the nosey keep guessing:D:D
26-02-10, 17:53
luther

Tell them you're having an affair with a celebrity..........

But can't say who...............
26-02-10, 17:58
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by luther

But can't say who...............

fair play to you luther i wont rule that one out that a good one all right :)
26-02-10, 18:51
bigladdub

interesting...

I just hope that none of your colleagues have a bit of an enquirig mind and decise to browse the message boards...

cos, if they do.....

you are busted mate!!

Ouch!!!

BLD
26-02-10, 18:59
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by bigladdub

I just hope that none of your colleagues have a bit of an enquirig mind and decise to browse the message boards...

cos, if they do.....

you are busted mate!!

Ouch!!!

BLD

:D:D good point BLD but they are just a bunch of old gossips nothing to worry about i wouldn't think but having said that what if they really do have no life and do just that:eek::eek:
26-02-10, 21:06
kerry lad in town

say it a bird from kerry that travels up every week for a bit on the side. if your colleagues have a bit of an enquirig mind and decise to browse the message boards you know.;)
26-02-10, 23:08
WhenLoveComesToTown

Harry, sounds to me like you might have something in common with your work-mates cause they're far too clued in :):):)

I know I have but we would never tell each other our UserName's ;););)

See you Monday!!!:D:D:D
27-02-10, 11:26
Forrest

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

don't make me laugh ...i had an appointment with an escort wednsday there i was going about my own business had my appointment and drove home afterwards as i decided to take the rest of the day off from work it wasen't till thursday when i arrived at work at my usual early time..all was going well until a good work mate told me that i was the capital conversation in the canteen its been noticed that i take a lot of time off and i always shower before i leave work and come back with an extra spring in my step after my meetings ;) the rumors are is he seeing escorts or is it a married woman but the escorts is the main rumor is escorts i was told this conversation happens everytime i go so.....what would you do fill them with bullshit--or just let the nosey keep guessing:D:D

They are just jealous mate. Every man, whether he is visiting an escort, girlfriend, mistress usually has an extra spring in their step after a good shag. You have an opportunity here to build a reputation as a ladies man, so start dropping little hints and lead them up the garden path. If there any female work colleagues they might be intrigued and want to have some of Harry's love machine;);)
27-02-10, 11:53
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by Forrest

They are just jealous mate. Every man, whether he is visiting an escort, girlfriend, mistress usually has an extra spring in their step after a good shag. You have an opportunity here to build a reputation as a ladies man, so start dropping little hints and lead them up the garden path. If there any female work colleagues they might be intrigued and want to have some of Harry's love machine;);)

:D:D:D thanks forrest i might just do that:)
27-02-10, 14:20
carlos marvado

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Originally Posted by Forrest

They are just jealous mate. Every man, whether he is visiting an escort, girlfriend, mistress usually has an extra spring in their step after a good shag. You have an opportunity here to build a reputation as a ladies man, so start dropping little hints and lead them up the garden path. If there any female work colleagues they might be intrigued and want to have some of Harry's love machine;);)

Yeh Harry, show em your magnum! :D:D:D