Go on then got any good ones.
There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.
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Go on then got any good ones.
There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.
There once was a man called Jam,
Who wasn't very fond of his mam,
He woke up one day,
All happy and gay,
Except he was covered in spam.
There once was an escort called Sam
Who really, really, couldn't give a damn
She effed and she blinded
But nobody minded
While giving her a right good wham bam.
a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"
There once was a young lad called Sam
Who really, really, missed his ol' mam.
She went on the game
Though horribly lame
And limped her way through the webcam.
There once was an internet poster
Said life is like a roller coaster.
Found escort websites
Kept him up through the nights
With his mickey as hot as a toaster.
There once was a grumpy old monk
One day discovered his spunk
He even came to see
That when he had a pee
It shot out of him like a young punk.