Hi there,
Are there any escorts out there willing to engage in straight sex for the first half hour and then iron my shirts for the second half hour? Usual hourly rate would apply, of course, and nude would be nice ;)
Sex plus Ironing..
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31-01-10, 22:55corkfellalikeSex plus Ironing..
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31-01-10, 23:05Noah
if i could have got my ex girlfriend to do the latter , i would have been happy, the first was'nt too bad
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31-01-10, 23:12rimmerguyNow here's a man who's put a fair bit of thought into his punting adventure . And someone who must share my hatred of ironing . Can i ask you how many shirts you are gonna bring with you to be ironed ? Looks like you're gonna have a hot 1st 30 mins and then a "steamy" 2nd 30 mins !!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by corkfellalike
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31-01-10, 23:23corkfellalikeThat all depends on how many she can get through. They'll have to quote an estimate for how many shirts they can do per minute over the phone of course ;) To prevent them from quoting ludicrous numbers there could be a bonus and penalty system in place based on their performance not meeting or exceeding their initial estimate.Quote:
Originally Posted by rimmerguy
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31-01-10, 23:27corkfellalike
If this takes off 'I' denoting 'Ironing' could be added to their favourites on their profiles. Of course, I'd be expecting to get some sort of cut as the brains behind the idea. What do you think?
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31-01-10, 23:47rimmerguyI'd have been happy with 5 or 6 shirts , but that answer is brilliant !Quote:
Originally Posted by corkfellalike
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01-02-10, 01:10corkfellalike
The easiest system would be one whereby the penalties/rewards were monetary but it might be more interesting if they were of a different kind. Again, this could be discussed and agreed with the escort over the phone as part of her quote. Any suggestions? It would be really interesting to hear from some of our companions who might possibly be providing this service.
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01-02-10, 14:00carlos marvadoWe had all this years ago and it did'nt really work out. Maybe the wrong people were just running them......they were called Magdalene Laundries. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by corkfellalike
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01-02-10, 15:26Noah
Harsh in the extreme ;)
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01-02-10, 19:41corkfellalikeKnew I'd gotten the idea from somewhere..Would it be in bad taste to request that the escort don a habit :D It'd be a role reversal role-play of sorts. Could be in some ways quite cathartic.Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado