Bad bug going round

I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back

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Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton

I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back

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Sounds like the flu but it could also be your time of the month!! ;)

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Originally Posted by Klittyliker

Sounds like the flu but it could also be your time of the month!! ;)

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well if it is it'll be a first for me

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Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton

I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back

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Same happened me a couple of weeks ago. Had planned to meet a lady and then got sick. Then to make matters worse while I

was getting better she retires:sad:

I have all those symptoms, but was attributing it to missed sleep. :dunno:

diagnosis: man flu

treatment: htfu and be thankfull its not the actual flu

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Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton

I intended to visit an Escort tonight but got a bug, started this morning, can't get warm, have headaches and iffy tummy, I hardly ever get bugs but this one has knocked me back

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could be HIV or the early stages of AIDS

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Originally Posted by Meursault

could be HIV or the early stages of AIDS

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you really know how to cheer a guy up Meursault, scare them half to death

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Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton

you really know how to cheer a guy up Meursault, scare them half to death

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yea nothing like waking up with a bad case of karposi's sarcoma

Sit on the throne hold onto the handles and shit it out and when the tank is empty pour a large brandy and port