Before calling...

Before calling...

Check out the girls details on her web-link via her review page on the www.escort-irleand.com site, and if she appeals, read the reviews before calling or e-mailing her.

When telephoning or e-mailing...

Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly towards her and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse her, as she has heard them all before. Bear in mind that if she doesn't feel comfortable talking to you, she won't see you.
Check how much she charges and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly-graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and she is prepared to offer the services you are looking for. NEVER haggle over charges... if her prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that her price is beyond what you had in mind, thank her for her time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.
Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and very annoying. You will not get the response you are seeking and will have to pay the call charges as well. If you're really into this kind of thing, call one of the sex lines displayed so prominently in the tabloid press; alternatively save your money and go and buy brown paper packages from your local Porno Shop.
When speaking to an agency, remember that they are supplying an introduction only. What the girl does or doesn't do on the date is up to her. So don't ask.
By Sexy Naomi 00870690369

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Originally Posted by sexy naomi

Before calling...

Check out the girls details on her web-link via her review page on the www.escort-irleand.com site, and if she appeals, read the reviews before calling or e-mailing her.

When telephoning or e-mailing...

Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly towards her and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse her, as she has heard them all before. Bear in mind that if she doesn't feel comfortable talking to you, she won't see you.
Check how much she charges and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly-graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and she is prepared to offer the services you are looking for. NEVER haggle over charges... if her prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that her price is beyond what you had in mind, thank her for her time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.
Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and very annoying. You will not get the response you are seeking and will have to pay the call charges as well. If you're really into this kind of thing, call one of the sex lines displayed so prominently in the tabloid press; alternatively save your money and go and buy brown paper packages from your local Porno Shop.
When speaking to an agency, remember that they are supplying an introduction only. What the girl does or doesn't do on the date is up to her. So don't ask.
By Sexy Naomi 00870690369

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Now Pat, do you how easily that this person could put up a false review for Naomi and get away with it too.

Sexy didnt write this,
Westside.

I've found it in a secret website, then I copy & paste here for you to read

Don't you like it Westie-boy??

I love it angels21

It maybe helpful for you guys hope you enjoy it:)!!!

Sexy Naomi 0870690369

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Originally Posted by sexy naomi

I've found it in a secret website, then I copy & paste here for you to read

Don't you like it Westie-boy??

I love it angels21

It maybe helpful for you guys hope you enjoy it:)!!!

Sexy Naomi 0870690369

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but remember that some guys last longer than others.Also i couldnt do some stuff with an escort that i would do with a gf.Small little things.An eg and something i do is standing behind her and working my way around her neck with my tongue.gently.Little things like that "to warm her up".With a gf i love working down towards her feet and skipping the tampon tunnel (teasing ,deliberatley) and then from the feet up to the inside upper thighs and tease away.Teasing is a great sexual stimulant.

So if im with an escort i dont have too much time to do these things.

Im single right now so i just have to make do with the dog for the moment.He seems to have a problem with it though.:(

If only dogs could talk,
Westside.:)

Don't think I've ever had a rude or impolite phone call off anybody while I've been here.

Took me a while to get used to 'howya' which I believe is 'not how are you', but Hello.

English guys start with 'what are your services ? how much are you and how many times can I come? '

Over here it's different, even in the room you are different. Its lovely xx



T
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howya..:eek:???
What this word above means?
I have never heard it.

You've heard it before Naomi, it was the first word I said to you when I rang you that night for a quick chat .............. Taylor is right, "howyeh" does mean hello in Dublin just like "alrite" and "story?" or "what's the story?" "What's the crack?" is another one which may alarm or confuse some touring escorts from the US!! :D

Paws

But how do you write it right?? howya or howyeh :confused:

I'm grand! Love it!!

What does 'yoke' mean tho ? Took some of those yokes and I'm grand now ??? What ???

And 'your man' - that threw me at first too -'you know your man there, did a concert.... ?? My man ? Who ?

Took me a while, but I'm getting there!!

T
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Howya or Howeryeh can mean both, ie Hello or How are You (vodafone speak).

But

In context to someone, he/she was a total howyeh, means of a lower class, from a working class area in dublin (I'm not trying to offend anyone here) also it can refer to someone with a thick dublin accent generally found to be wearing a grey nike tracksuit, white nike trainers, lots of rings a gold chain (thick) and a baseball cap driving a scoobie (subaru impreza) or glanza with the seat reclined at a 60 degree angle.

I am very sorry Mr. Howyah, I am fully book today:)

(If his voice sounds dangerous:eek:)

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But how do you write it right?? howya or howyeh :confused:

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Originally Posted by Taylor of Manchester

I'm grand! Love it!!

What does 'yoke' mean tho ? Took some of those yokes and I'm grand now ??? What ???

And 'your man' - that threw me at first too -'you know your man there, did a concert.... ?? My man ? Who ?

Took me a while, but I'm getting there!!

T
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The correct way to spell it AND pronounce it Naomi is "howyeh", practice it and you'll have it in no time hun!! ;) Miss you too by the way xx

Taylor the lad who said he took some "yokes" was referring to drugs, ie Ectasy / E's and saying he was grand now meant he was quite content and happy.
"Your man" is any gentleman who's name might escape you or be unknown to you.

Hope this helped ladies!! :)

Paws

Bloody hell! He told me they were for his toothache!!

Well you live and learn!!!

T
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Well they do help with toothaches so he wasn't lying Taylor!! :D

Paws