Where are the hunks gone ?

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Not a sight nor sound of a bronzed brazilian or a sniff of a piece of prime british beef to seen since before xmas. I'm seriously thinking of taking my custom elsewhere :mad::mad::mad:

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Originally Posted by Auntie Pat

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Not a sight nor sound of a bronzed brazilian or a sniff of a piece of prime british beef to seen since before xmas. I'm seriously thinking of taking my custom elsewhere :mad::mad::mad:

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Yaaarrr, welcome to E-I 2110 Auntie Pat, are you back from touring ?
Since you were last around most of the "hung up " Gay/Bi members have thankfully been
evicted , so there is little interest here in Male Escorts anymore .
We preciously need your subtle witty comments so please dont be a stranger to these
boards.

Well said Kelly, what is this the 17th cent.

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

Thereis no need for homophobia captin

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Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .:mad:
Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).:(

The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.:)

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

Thereis no need for homophobia captin

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We're both women of the world kcb we both know pirates like a jolly rodger

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Originally Posted by capt.pugwash

Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .:mad:
Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).:(

The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.:)

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Is that Rock around the Cock. :D

this place has gone to the dogs. only pirates and pooches. any real men around ? I got my pension and lookin to blow it

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Originally Posted by capt.pugwash

Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .:mad:
Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).:(

The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.:)

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You need men with Iron at sea?

Well I suppose on those long sea voyages those men may come in useful to you. What do the say any port in a storm. Ye can all have a Jolly Rodger :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by Auntie Pat

this place has gone to the dogs. only pirates and pooches. any real men around ? I got my pension and lookin to blow it

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hi auntie pat is that really you in that picture you have a grand chin to rest a pair off balls on;) you can gum the bag of me how about spending your pension on harry callahan:D:D

They should surely do you while your away at sea ye are a match made in heaven

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

hi auntie pat is that really you in that picture you have a grand chin to rest a pair off balls on;) you can gum the bag of me how about spending your pension on harry callahan:D:D

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& now the 90+ cops are out. sorry harry but I need a man who can remember if he shot 5 or was it 6 times as I sure cant remember anymore and the punters are takin advantage of that.

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Originally Posted by Auntie Pat

& now the 90+ cops are out. sorry harry but I need a man who can remember if he shot 5 or was it 6 times as I sure cant remember anymore and the punters are takin advantage of that.

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no problem auntie pat with all this excitement i do tend to forget how many times i shoot i sure love your chin i would love to rest my balls on it;)

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

no problem auntie pat with all this excitement i do tend to forget how many times i shoot i sure love your chin i would love to rest my balls on it;)

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cant see the talent here improving anytime this month so grab ur coat son u've pulled but u'd better make my day callahan

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Originally Posted by Auntie Pat

cant see the talent here improving anytime this month so grab ur coat son u've pulled but u'd better make my day callahan

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i know i will make your day i will fire as many round as you can handle lets do it then;);)

Pop the teeth into the glass beside the bed and gum roll away

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

i know i will make your day i will fire as many round as you can handle lets do it then;);)

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hold up dh seems like a new bidder just entered the room. keep your gun holstered for now

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Originally Posted by Dub-Boy

Pop the teeth into the glass beside the bed and gum roll away

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san fran is a bit of a long haul at my age dublin might suit better and tbh old harry might not be up to it these days.

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Originally Posted by Auntie Pat

hold up dh seems like a new bidder just entered the room. keep your gun holstered for now



san fran is a bit of a long haul at my age dublin might suit better and tbh old harry might not be up to it these days.

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well thats just swell dirty harry can't even pull an old bag with no teeth these days my luck is just geting worse ok auntie pat you go with dub-boy..i hope he enjoys your gums around his plums :D:D

cant talk / mouth full

He shoots..he scores...back of the net

Kelly, when are you bringing those gazongas you're attached to down our way? :D