Don't you just hate it when.........

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05-08-10, 07:45
Rod Stewart

Don't you just hate it when.........

When people, coming up to a roundabout or to a junction of some sort, do not indicate, and you're left there like a tit-head cos you presume the fella is going straight ahead but alas the c*nt turns left, and the geezer in the car behind me is blowing at me for sitting there too long. Now obviously i'm missing something here.....is there a new law out at the moment which says you must be pshycic and know what other drivers are thinking? Cos the guy behind me obviously knows. And also if they do indicate, they indicate let and turn right!! I've seen this happen a few times of late.

And another thing.....those who drive with "L" plates (Leareber driver plates/stickers) on their car's rear window. Have you seen how some of them have the sticker facing the wrong way???!!! If they can't put a f*cking sticker on the correct way how the hell are they supposed to be driving a bloody vehicle??

And another thing......those stupid f*ckin c*nts who STILL and CONSTANTLY use a mobile phone when driving. Not just holding the phone to their ear which is bad enough, but the latest craze is that you text while drivign aswell! Isn't it gas!! This law was brought in a few years ago and because nobody is getting done for it, more and more people are doing it! And its always girls in Peugeot 206 or Mini Coopers who are guilty of doing this texting "trick" while driving, usually they are hairdressers or something like that, with touch screen phones and what have ya, i mean if they can afford touch screen phones which all have bluetooth why can't they afford a f*cking headset instead? And mothers driving their children to school in Range Rover jeeps and big people carriers, some of which are the length of a f*cking bus, who always text and talk when they are "driving".
And d*ckheads who "drive" Range Rover jeeps, or BMW's, or women with big cars such as those i've mentioned, and generally new models of the last 3 or 4 years. They always have the phone to their ear while driving.

Getting back to those young muppets who drive Peugeot 206 and Mini Coopers and Fiat Chiquechento (Hairdressers's Porcshe), Have you noticed taht whenever they take a break from "driving" and texting, that they make or receive a phonecall, they don't put the phone to their ear, they hold it out in frint of their face!! Asi if looking at the phone talking back to them! Its the same f*cking thing! Its dangerous driving either way!!

And another thing, ballbags who park in bus stops! What is that all about? Can't you f*cking read??!

What gets your goat?
05-08-10, 08:12
Lucy Chambers

early morning whinging.
05-08-10, 08:35
wellhungchap

crikey moses,. says i..deedin, someone got out of the wrong side of the bed..deedin you did.. the best remedy for such a bad mood, is to go to your nearest brothel, and empty the contents of your gonads down the throat of a willing female (or male/transexual if you are into such perverted antics). deedin to unload down a ladies throat, whilst having paid for said unloading, would make any man smile with glee.. deedin it would, be the jaysus says i.
07-08-10, 17:53
Rod Stewart

It seems VW Golf's, BMW's, Mercedes, Taxi's and 10 reg cars - DON'T KNOW HOW TO INDICATE!!
07-08-10, 18:08
rusty squeezebox

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

When people, coming up to a roundabout or to a junction of some sort, do not indicate, and you're left there like a tit-head cos you presume the fella is going straight ahead but alas the c*nt turns left, and the geezer in the car behind me is blowing at me for sitting there too long. Now obviously i'm missing something here.....is there a new law out at the moment which says you must be pshycic and know what other drivers are thinking? Cos the guy behind me obviously knows. And also if they do indicate, they indicate let and turn right!! I've seen this happen a few times of late.

And another thing.....those who drive with "L" plates (Leareber driver plates/stickers) on their car's rear window. Have you seen how some of them have the sticker facing the wrong way???!!! If they can't put a f*cking sticker on the correct way how the hell are they supposed to be driving a bloody vehicle??

And another thing......those stupid f*ckin c*nts who STILL and CONSTANTLY use a mobile phone when driving. Not just holding the phone to their ear which is bad enough, but the latest craze is that you text while drivign aswell! Isn't it gas!! This law was brought in a few years ago and because nobody is getting done for it, more and more people are doing it! And its always girls in Peugeot 206 or Mini Coopers who are guilty of doing this texting "trick" while driving, usually they are hairdressers or something like that, with touch screen phones and what have ya, i mean if they can afford touch screen phones which all have bluetooth why can't they afford a f*cking headset instead? And mothers driving their children to school in Range Rover jeeps and big people carriers, some of which are the length of a f*cking bus, who always text and talk when they are "driving".
And d*ckheads who "drive" Range Rover jeeps, or BMW's, or women with big cars such as those i've mentioned, and generally new models of the last 3 or 4 years. They always have the phone to their ear while driving.

Getting back to those young muppets who drive Peugeot 206 and Mini Coopers and Fiat Chiquechento (Hairdressers's Porcshe), Have you noticed taht whenever they take a break from "driving" and texting, that they make or receive a phonecall, they don't put the phone to their ear, they hold it out in frint of their face!! Asi if looking at the phone talking back to them! Its the same f*cking thing! Its dangerous driving either way!!

And another thing, ballbags who park in bus stops! What is that all about? Can't you f*cking read??!

What gets your goat?

People who think they own the road and should tell others how to behave on it:p
07-08-10, 18:16
Dirty Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

When people, coming up to a roundabout or to a junction of some sort, do not indicate, and you're left there like a tit-head cos you presume the fella is going straight ahead but alas the c*nt turns left, and the geezer in the car behind me is blowing at me for sitting there too long. Now obviously i'm missing something here.....is there a new law out at the moment which says you must be pshycic and know what other drivers are thinking? Cos the guy behind me obviously knows. And also if they do indicate, they indicate let and turn right!! I've seen this happen a few times of late.

And another thing.....those who drive with "L" plates (Leareber driver plates/stickers) on their car's rear window. Have you seen how some of them have the sticker facing the wrong way???!!! If they can't put a f*cking sticker on the correct way how the hell are they supposed to be driving a bloody vehicle??

And another thing......those stupid f*ckin c*nts who STILL and CONSTANTLY use a mobile phone when driving. Not just holding the phone to their ear which is bad enough, but the latest craze is that you text while drivign aswell! Isn't it gas!! This law was brought in a few years ago and because nobody is getting done for it, more and more people are doing it! And its always girls in Peugeot 206 or Mini Coopers who are guilty of doing this texting "trick" while driving, usually they are hairdressers or something like that, with touch screen phones and what have ya, i mean if they can afford touch screen phones which all have bluetooth why can't they afford a f*cking headset instead? And mothers driving their children to school in Range Rover jeeps and big people carriers, some of which are the length of a f*cking bus, who always text and talk when they are "driving".
And d*ckheads who "drive" Range Rover jeeps, or BMW's, or women with big cars such as those i've mentioned, and generally new models of the last 3 or 4 years. They always have the phone to their ear while driving.

Getting back to those young muppets who drive Peugeot 206 and Mini Coopers and Fiat Chiquechento (Hairdressers's Porcshe), Have you noticed taht whenever they take a break from "driving" and texting, that they make or receive a phonecall, they don't put the phone to their ear, they hold it out in frint of their face!! Asi if looking at the phone talking back to them! Its the same f*cking thing! Its dangerous driving either way!!

And another thing, ballbags who park in bus stops! What is that all about? Can't you f*cking read??!

What gets your goat?

what gets my goat all off the above and a lot more too many to mention its the weekend time for a cold beer me thinks :)
07-08-10, 18:18
Dirty Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

It seems VW Golf's, BMW's, Mercedes, Taxi's and 10 reg cars - DON'T KNOW HOW TO INDICATE!!

no car knows how to indicate its the driver thats in the car that needs to know hoe to indicate :D:D
07-08-10, 20:41
Rod Stewart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

no car knows how to indicate its the driver thats in the car that needs to know how to indicate :D:D

OK SMARTASS!!!!!:D lol
08-08-10, 00:15
ber

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

It seems VW Golf's, BMW's, Mercedes, Taxi's and 10 reg cars - DON'T KNOW HOW TO INDICATE!!

Ah sur now tisnt the poor cars tis the lads and lassies driving em

The super intelligent car