Probably the best in the world!!!

Eight things girls should say to guys!!!!!!!!
1.I'm bored,lets shave my pussy!!!
2.Are you sure you've had enough to drink??
3.That fart was great, do another!!!!
4.Of course i swallow, I love it!!!!!
5.No thats ok. You drink beer and watch porn. I'll do the washing up.
6.Just for a change put it up my arse!!!!!!???
7.How about you get that girl from work to join us.??
8.Marriage? No way!!!
Sadly Carlsberg dont do girlfriends..........................:)

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Originally Posted by Corkdevil

2.Are you sure you've had enough to drink??
3.That fart was great, do another!!!!

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OMG, I laughed so hard I pee'd an ickle....

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Originally Posted by Corkdevil

Eight things girls should say to guys!!!!!!!!
1.I'm bored,lets shave my pussy!!!
2.Are you sure you've had enough to drink??
3.That fart was great, do another!!!!
4.Of course i swallow, I love it!!!!!
5.No thats ok. You drink beer and watch porn. I'll do the washing up.
6.Just for a change put it up my arse!!!!!!???
7.How about you get that girl from work to join us.??
8.Marriage? No way!!!
Sadly Carlsberg dont do girlfriends..........................:)

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Madness

Now me:
1. I'm bored, lick my pussy u lazy, c'mon!
2. Are u sure that in fridge is drinks enough? Bring me vodka&redbull, c'mon!
3. Oh sorry, i always burp after redbull.
4. Of course u will be swallow my juices, i love it!!!!!
5. No, it's not ok. U hav to put more fingers inside. C'mon!
6. Just for a change, go to fridge and bring me new drink with ice! C'mon!
7. How about bring a dildo? I need double penetration. C'mon!
8. Marriage??!?!?! Are u completely retarded? No way!!!!

BReNDa BiTCH doesn't do boyfriends.................just FUCK:)

I vote for Brendas,

You gotta love that pussy, and if your hand gets tired, just use the spare!

mmmmm dildos, rabbits, deeper and faster as you lick that clit!

to hell with it, just sit on my face until you are happy!!!!:eek::eek: