"Wise Men" Earl & Jetro ... Joke :)

Deep in the forests of the U.S mountains of Missouri "Red Neck Country" lived these two “Hick” Brothers Earl & his older brother Jetro, ... Jetro was fetching some water whilst cooking beans & a Raccoon for dinner, Earl said “Jetro ammm gooonnaa sit out here where I’m safe from Ur cooking as you with a knife etc in Ur hands makes me about as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs” .. Jetro not impressed turned & said “Earl why Ur as dumb as a box of hammers why U couldn’t even tell which is the front or back of Ur underpants when putting them on boyyyy” .... Earl said “Now that just plain mean Jetro that’s simple, it’s BROWN TO THE BACK & YELLOW TO THE FRONT” ... :D